Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

[fourquenelles]

Shiney new thread for the final

Ver' impressive Fourq.

Every cow in our streets wet itself in sheer terror.

Which surely means Schaden you can get fresh lime juice in bottles down the supermercado and juicing them yourself is just poncey?

I do not want teeth in my lunch

What a thing to suggest ^Fudge*!

Buying juice when you could waste half your life juicing 1,000's of them by hand.

Oh dear, I'll have nightmares about those piranha

I don't want corn husks or silk either.

The tweezers are OUT!

Alex is doing great tonight.

They need a commercial utensil for lime squeezing probably compromises the integrity of tge wankery.
Pretty blue bowls.

Good on yer Alex!

This review of Centrale just made me chuckle on Trip Advisor...

yeah, the food. the best i can say, is that maybe 7 plates out of 17 were mildly good but forgettable, and the desserts were so welcome after a barrage of the same, exact flavor profile - acidic and heavily saline. if a fish could spit, they'd probably marinate everything in it with large dose of lemon juice. so many things tasted the bloody same and only tasted good the first time. sure, everything looked fun, but i found myself choking down too many of those bites and dreading the next one.

And the top question asks whether it's a suitable restaurant for a 4yr old?

Well done Alex, I'm delighted for her, and it's not taking a feather out of her

I am having a fish finger sandwich for my dinner. It's as though my mind and this piranha chef's mind are perfectly in sync.

I'm not swapping my mini cheddars for marine soil.

And those sea urchin bits look like fannies!

What sort of a show is this, anyway?

There's a bit more food there than you usually get in these crazy restaurants.

That TA review is hilarious!

I do not want teeth in my lunch

Well, only your own, Wolf

Romaine

Brilliant review!

What do you do with the piranha heads?

You are as one squoosh

Now I want a fishfinger sandwich with loads of tartare sauce

Which bits are you meant to eat? How is Gregggggg going to tackle this?

I bet all the diners smile bravely at one another and coo enthusiastically about the flavour of the piranha heads. Until they burst into tears and demand to be brought to Boots for a meal deal.

Love that review.

Hope Gregg ripped open his finger on those piranha teeth.

Christ!

Those piranha heads look HORRIFIC!

Enjoy your fish finger sammich Squoosh