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Tonight 9pm BBC1

Caught up on last week's episodes; is it me or has the standards dropped? The quarter final episode was disappointing... i was happy to see Giovanna, Steve, Saliha, Tim, Alex and Dhruv though 😍

I'm liking the ladies though (I'm gutted Jess went)

No, I always think that in the heats (that standards have dropped), and then they all seem to calm down, find their nerve, and cook well once the heats are over.

No loveable characters yet, except the tall red head

The I'm-so-shy, blushy, cushion-hugging fondant fuck-up female is deeply, deeply annoying.

And Weasley is obsessed with sprinkled particulates and dangerously far up himself, can the poor boy see past his tonsils, we ask?

What ho one and all. I may not be joining you in real time tonight

I will be watching on catch up later though

Enjoy!

Is it on today?

Yep at 9pm

Evening all!

Settling in for the next lot of rubble'n'foam merchants.

Evening all.

Evening

Did someone just describe themselves as being a bit crazy? Take her out and shoot her please. Thank you.

Yes she’s very irritating already

And hello!

Where's the waistcoat Greg?

squoosh, always a woman after my own heart

George looks like an ex athlete bloke whose name escapes me.

Fennel...!! 🤢

Steve Cram

Kate looks nice

Has headscarf lady been on another program? She looks very familiar.

That stuffed cabbage leaf says 'farty' to me.

Samphire: ✔️

I'm hoping for some good ones tonight. I spotted last years final three right from the start. Not really seen any outstanding cooks so far .

Cinnamon. Always a divisive one.

I've got this, I've got that, me,me lol

SARAH IS ANNOYING ME.