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KLAXON! Calling all Masterchef fans

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fourquenelles · 26/02/2018 16:39

@squoosh
@Halsall
@Ellanora
@GrouchyKiwi
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@MyfanwyMontez
@Mightybanhammer
@LineysRum

Tonight 9pm BBC1

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squoosh · 02/03/2018 20:52

Nice recovery ellenanora! Grin I love the idea of an afterlife restaurant.

RomaineCalm · 02/03/2018 20:52

WTAF!!!

squoosh · 02/03/2018 20:52

Gregg is such wanker. 'Vat went wrong, vat did. you didn't wanna do vat'.

Halsall · 02/03/2018 20:53

It appears they got married last December, squoosh Hmm

ellenanora5 · 02/03/2018 20:54

Thanks squoosh, poor Charles, I hope he's well

Grin
squoosh · 02/03/2018 20:55

Oh did he Halsall? I'm so happy for him. Lovely man. Not at all overly egotistical for someone who eats lunch for a living.

Sarahlou63 · 02/03/2018 20:55

Apologies if this has been answered a million times but in the second part - who takes the third plate out???

ellenanora5 · 02/03/2018 20:55

Ok well thats a failed fondant, fair point Greg

squoosh · 02/03/2018 20:56

I hope he's well

Well he's in much better health than you believed him to be 5 mins ago Grin

fourquenelles · 02/03/2018 20:57

Bye bye handsome beardy man. Punch Greg(g) on the way out.

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Halsall · 02/03/2018 20:57

Farewell Upside-Down Beardy Boy Sad

RomaineCalm · 02/03/2018 20:58

Sad to see Twinkly Richard go. 😕

GrouchyKiwi · 02/03/2018 20:58

What a shame we never got to see Beardy Man duffing up (did I get that right?) the greengrocer.

I am sad Jess left, but fair enough, I suppose.

RomaineCalm · 02/03/2018 20:59

Have a good weekend all. Back next week!

ellenanora5 · 02/03/2018 20:59

squoosh Grin Grin

Sorry Richard is gone, he was our only chance of getting Greg walloped.

Catch you all next week

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fourquenelles · 02/03/2018 20:59

See you next week Masterchefians (thanks squoosh)

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Halsall · 02/03/2018 21:00

Thank God he didn’t up-duff the greengrocer, Grouchy. That would have been a whole different horror-show.

squoosh · 02/03/2018 21:01

See you all next week! Is it on Monday?

GrouchyKiwi · 02/03/2018 21:02

Indeed, Halsall. Grin

squoosh · 02/03/2018 21:02

Halsall Envy

I pray to God that none of us ever witness Gregg in sexual congress with another person.

Halsall · 02/03/2018 21:03

Sorry Grin

ellenanora5 · 02/03/2018 21:03

Sarahlou63, we don't know but it drives me nuts, I swear one of these years I'm going to apply for the job of door holder

fourquenelles · 02/03/2018 21:04

at 9pm on Monday squoosh

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squoosh · 02/03/2018 21:09

Thanks, four.

Ickyockycocky · 04/03/2018 08:02

Very happy it’s back. Great so far and yes, the third plate we also want to know.

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