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Tonight 9pm BBC1

Loud and annoying

Sarah is Very Very Annoying

That was the worst gurn.

I really hate the random shouty greengrocer time checks that obviously have no relevance to the pictures being shown (unless that vension is intended to be cremated).

Also Mr Man City fan has had some training...

All credit to her though. Afghanistan.

Evening. I'm in a fucking foul mood, so I'm taking it out on any useless tosser on screen. Missed the start ranting at dh..

She left the army early if she's only 26

That's a surprise!

Given where she lives dumbledore she probably joined the college at 16.

Signing in, mind if I join you all? Haven’t caught up yet, didn’t actually realise it had started 😳

Looks really nice tbf

Hello Fuckery. Have a look at Gregg's useless form and release all your bile.

Raisins! Is he mad?
Next!

More the merrier, Caglio

Assholi moaning about aioli.

Hey OhWhat, never mind, feel free to rant at the contestants instead, specifically the intensely annoying Sarah. An excellent de-stresser

Bleugh raw meat

Raw deer, yum

Venison, celeriac red wine. Boooorrring.
Next.
Oh and fuck off Gregg.

(What’s with their 'celery-ac’ pronunciation btw? )

Bloody hell Greggs on one tonight

Oh yes, squeaky Sarah. I bet she subdued recalcitrant squaddies by shrieking at them.
Fucking hell-Kate's worked hard. (I hope she's a MNetter)

Dammit. What time is catch up available from???

Kate's plate looks delicious. Making me hungry....

Oo those roasties look delicious