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Tonight 9pm BBC1

"The home cook in you". Fuck off, Sitwell!

Let the ginger hit him I say.

Kate Spicer was a cow

I liked Charles, but I think he's passed away

Busy plate but it sounds tasty Zaleha

Wow to Zaleha's dessert. 😊

ellenora how can you casually just drop that in?!

Charles Campion is still about I think

Hope all those flowers are edible (channeling Mary Berry)

They're all having a rough round.

Just had to Google but I think Charles is still around.

four I wondered that about the flowers too.

GOOGLE SAYS THAT CHARLES IS ALIVE!

phew

Evening all That plate looked too busy for me, Jess looks neater but overcooked?

Jess called herself a chef, I'm surprised John didn't get rid of her there and then

Fuck of Shitwell you patronising twat

ellen no, he's still going...

Oh, that last tart didn't look very appetising...

Those pears look like liver unfortunately

More purple from the Weasley. The pear looks like liver.

I wonder of shitwell is still with the 25 year old he ditched his wife for.

Is the sherbet more dust?

I'm going to ignore the word crumble, but then I'm going to call it crumble.

There’s no need to deconstruct a crumble

Oh that does look like liver you are right.

Oh shit sorry everyone, I honestly thought he went to the great restaurant in the sky

Sorry Charles if your watching, and you were always my favourite

Oh dear Alex!

Hmmmm, maybe some of the others are safe after all!