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Tonight 9pm BBC1

Oh, Weasley works in a wine shop so he's extra my favourite now.

The crumble never goes on the bottom.

Tsk.

Grouchy duff up is beat up up duff is Tibet pregnant

Thank you!

Still liking Twinkly Richard ⭐️

'duff up' and 'up duff' are very different things

Both involve a lot of physical contact though.

Grouchy
Up the duff = pregnant
to duff up = beat up
getting a duff one = getting something that doesn't work/is broken etc

Ah the bolloxy chocolate fondant line he is rolls out every year. Fuck off greg

Romaine, Marcus "the twat" Sitwell has set the challenge, deserts tonight

Thanks, Wolfcub. It's good to know that in case I ever mix it up and make a fool of myself.

Cherry chocolate fondant. Yes please.

Fuck off, Gregg!

(I always feel better when I get my first 'fuck off Gregg' out of my system)

I love it when John says "it could be delicious" when he clearly means it sounds anything but...

Jesus Christ, this fondant woman is shredding my nerves!

Hang on, crumble on the bottom

He does it all the time Wolf, and I've seen more successes than failures

Smug git.

Halsall I see what you mean about upside-down face man!

Sorry meant William but he looks like a Marcus

They look scared? Er, no, I think the word you’re searching for, Greggg, is 'unimpressed'.

DH and I are already arguing over the ranking for food critics. Mine would be:

1. Jay Rayner
2. William Sitwell
3. Kate Spicer
4. Charles Campion

Oh Richard

The hottie will be leaving us

Oh dear poor Richard, hope he thumps Greg and Shitwell

Love the gingerbread men

Oh, poor Richard

I don't think she made enough gingery things...

Patronising twat