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KLAXON! Calling all Masterchef fans

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fourquenelles · 26/02/2018 16:39

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GrouchyKiwi · 02/03/2018 20:37

Oh, Weasley works in a wine shop so he's extra my favourite now.

squoosh · 02/03/2018 20:37

The crumble never goes on the bottom.

Tsk.

Wolfcub · 02/03/2018 20:38

Grouchy duff up is beat up up duff is Tibet pregnant

RomaineCalm · 02/03/2018 20:38

Thank you!

Still liking Twinkly Richard ⭐️

squoosh · 02/03/2018 20:38

'duff up' and 'up duff' are very different things Grin

Both involve a lot of physical contact though.

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fourquenelles · 02/03/2018 20:39

Grouchy
Up the duff = pregnant
to duff up = beat up
getting a duff one = getting something that doesn't work/is broken etc

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Wolfcub · 02/03/2018 20:39

Ah the bolloxy chocolate fondant line he is rolls out every year. Fuck off greg

ellenanora5 · 02/03/2018 20:39

Romaine, Marcus "the twat" Sitwell has set the challenge, deserts tonight

GrouchyKiwi · 02/03/2018 20:39

Thanks, Wolfcub. It's good to know that in case I ever mix it up and make a fool of myself. Grin

Cherry chocolate fondant. Yes please.

squoosh · 02/03/2018 20:40

Fuck off, Gregg!

(I always feel better when I get my first 'fuck off Gregg' out of my system)

abbey44 · 02/03/2018 20:40

I love it when John says "it could be delicious" when he clearly means it sounds anything but...

squoosh · 02/03/2018 20:41

Jesus Christ, this fondant woman is shredding my nerves!

ellenanora5 · 02/03/2018 20:41

Hang on, crumble on the bottom Hmm

He does it all the time Wolf, and I've seen more successes than failures

GrouchyKiwi · 02/03/2018 20:42

Smug git.

GrouchyKiwi · 02/03/2018 20:42

Halsall I see what you mean about upside-down face man!

ellenanora5 · 02/03/2018 20:42

Sorry meant William but he looks like a Marcus

Halsall · 02/03/2018 20:42

They look scared? Er, no, I think the word you’re searching for, Greggg, is 'unimpressed'.

RomaineCalm · 02/03/2018 20:43

DH and I are already arguing over the ranking for food critics. Mine would be:

  1. Jay Rayner
  2. William Sitwell
  3. Kate Spicer
  4. Charles Campion
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fourquenelles · 02/03/2018 20:43

Oh Richard

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squoosh · 02/03/2018 20:43

The hottie will be leaving us Sad

ellenanora5 · 02/03/2018 20:43

Oh dear poor Richard, hope he thumps Greg and Shitwell

Wolfcub · 02/03/2018 20:44

Love the gingerbread men

abbey44 · 02/03/2018 20:44

Oh, poor Richard

squoosh · 02/03/2018 20:44

I don't think she made enough gingery things...

Halsall · 02/03/2018 20:44

Patronising twat

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