Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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Just seen today’s ep. Karl reasoning that he’d also like another kid is ridiculous. KICK HIM IM THE BALLS!

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Don't kick him in the balls! They'll explode and everyone in Erinsborough will get pregnant. Do you want up close footage of Sheila in labour?

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Pass me the vomit bucket

I presume that Izzy will steal Karl's sperm, blah blah, Izzy will leave and her daughter will stay with Karl and Susan. I'm a bit bored by the storylines at the moment and I'll usually watch any old rubbish!

Yeah it’s a bit like the Andrea and Willow storyline from last year. A lot of the storylines seem recycled-Steph has a messy break-up, Elly fancies Mark, there’s a secret involving Paul and his family, Amy fancies unsuitable people, Jack and Paige Round 2 million, Ben and Xanthe again, blah blah blah

With a turkey vaster. Holly is definitely like poison dwarf Lucy Ewing

I wondered of it would be yet another 'who is the father' Karl or Mark. I swear Mark can sense a woman with the faintest desire for a child to make a beeline for them with a wedding ring at the ready

And why is Amy so obsessed with her brothers sex lives? It's bad enough she nearly sagged one brother now she's gleeful over any mention of the tiny Dr's sex life

*shagged

Isn't Raphael related to Doctor Tiny, another PR love child?

Hoe are mumbles and tiny tanaka related?

I don't think they are related or at least it hasn't been revealed.
I think mumbles is out for revenge for something that happened to his mum as a result of Paul's dodgy deals

@AGnu I think you were right about Izzy getting hold of Karl's sperm!!
Mark and Izzy had zero chemistry- it was such an awkward scene. Are we meant to think Holly interrupted before they did anything of had they finished and got fully dressed again including shoes? Wouldn't surprise me with Mark!

Yeah I think Mark keeps his shoes on during sex for when in case he feels the need to run to Elizabeth Duke for a new ring immediately.

Love the idea of Susan and Clive!!! That would be genius.

Izzy has become a pantomime villain, she is ridiculous. That scene where she forced the young guy to let her into the lab - a bit mad even for Neighbours!

I agree!

You'd have thought millionaire heiress Izzy would be able to afford a better bedroom at Lassiters than the one bedroom that everyone uses? I was thinking maybe a suite would be more suitable? And now she's even having to share a bed with Holly! That room's not much more swanky than a premier inn with a mini bar!

Paul's liver must be a right state. He swigs whiskey like the rest of us drink tea.

Pmsl at pp reminders of dancing Kate and her bowler.

It is odd they're sharing now the inheritance is through given Holly keeps coming home with new clothes

DH and I have just had a heated discussion about the optimal temperature for Karl's defrosted super spooge.

When we had to take husbands sample in for counting I was told to put the tube in my bra or under an armpit so I'm with Izzy on this one

Was that frosted glass on those test tubes? Or....?

Why did the samples for a trial have names on, rather than anonymised numbers?

I thought that too, studies never have identifiable...samples!

So there was no risk of an inadvertent tiny tanaka baby