Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

[SleepingStandingUp]

Here

Holly in those ridiculous high heels!

I want there to have been a mistake in labelling the samples, so someone like Shane is actually the father!

I’m not sure Shane or David are old enough for the test but I bet Lou sent some sperm in via FedEx

I'm sure Shane's name was on one of the test tubes. Love the idea of self-proclaimed ladies man Lou getting involved

Why was Susan questioning Izzy looking for her daughter in a bar when she was just in that very sand bar with them?

Will Shane eventually become a mechanic?

I didn’t pay attention in the sample seen so didn’t see names but thought Clive said it was for over 50s and I didn’t think Shane was there yet

I do think they've done well with the casting of Ben as Drew's son though, he does resemble both his mum and dad pretty well!

Over 50s.....wonder if Hamish was involved?!

They just collected the jacuzzi water when Sheila drained it

I'm sure Shane's name was on one of the test tubes. Love the idea of self-proclaimed ladies man Lou getting involved grin

Yeah Shane, Mark and Wayne Baxter have all wanked for Clive according to the test tube labels

I didn’t pay attention in the sample seen so didn’t see names but thought Clive said it was for over 50s and I didn’t think Shane was there yet

Over 40s. So Mark’s name definitely shouldn’t have been there!

Maybe it was because he’s an old soul...

middle a grumpy old man these days!

Whilst Mark is the dullest boss on earth, why would Ben be allowed to work on his car during work hours when he’s not a paying customer?

And Sheila never agreed to the bet!

I don’t understand this ep

I wonder if Izzy and Holly get their clothes from M&S last summer's collection? Very similar vibe. Lots of polynylon feel. I hope they don't hug too much. They'll be gone up in flames.

Good lord Neighbours is boring at the moment.

I thought I'd lost this! 10 pages of comments to catch up on - almost as good as a neighbours marathon on 5 on demand!!!

Was Shane's comment about Sheila's memory supposed to hint at an upcoming storyline about her being ill again? Otherwise I don't understand the point of the tips challenge that didn't exist

Yes

as if a ball would have knocked over the buggy with Gabezilla in...

You’d need the massive ball of rock that chases Indiana Jones to even make him drop his bottle!

der der der daaaaa der der der! (That's the theme tune btw)

The tip bet thing was weird and pointless. Gabezilla can start a new life in the lake and terrorise passers by!

Well I don't get to watch neighbours consistently, I normally dip in for a week then miss a month etc. But I've just stumbled across this new story with izzy returning and am I right in thinking that she is trying to steal karls sperm? Her acting actually made me think that I'd switched on a show that I used to watch (waste time whilst at university) like 'the bold and the beautiful '. It all seems a bit silly and less about characters and more about far fetched plots with slow motion zooming in on exaggerated facial expressions.

She has stolen it and has imbibed it vaginally

So gabe, strapped into his push chair, has fallen into shallow water with his parents right there? Who presumably will pull the pushchair out, give him a cuddle and change his clothes?

It's hardly like he's fallen off a ten foot wall into the sea with no easy way to reach him is it?