Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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Nah I'm just trying to traumatise and confuse Middle, its fun

Mornings I’m pretty sure that’s not the apron’s fault. Leather or not (and let’s face it - this is Neighbours - it’s probably pleather).

OuaisMaisBon I think I know what you mean about the Holly - Lucy Ewing link. Definitely something in common.

Do Gary and Therese live together these days?

No think he is still living with mommy and xanthe

I don't think that Jason from Corrie is fitting in very well unlike Sheree Murphy .

Remember some of the weird celebrity cameos over the years like Paula Abdul ?

What's happening with his accent. It's shit and he's annoying me.

Not sure why they needed to do such a cringy episode. Blurgh.

I think his accent is his normal one isn't it?

You didn’t need to make up underwear stories. Amy made those noises. It was awful.

Who gets/give a love bite as an adult? I managed to escape them as a teen, fortunately.

I wasn't sure if the boys just weren't winding her up tbh

When Amy told Mishty she was having a nightmare about being attacked I was sure she was going to open a police investigation. I really hate Mishty. Such a busybody

SleepingStandingUp whaddayamean?

Whether there actually was one or they were pretending to see if she'd react. If she hadn't being doing nasties with Wayne she would have just been "erm, no"

She had one and then used cover up later. Elly saw it in the cafe too.

Ah I half watched. How did she relaise it was Wyne? I missed that too

I think she knew all along. I think the not seeing him was just about attempting to mislead the audience into thinking it was Jayden.

I genuinely forgot Wayne was English, it’s been so long since we saw him. I was crying with laughter at the whole Amy/Wayne story, and cheered Steph having a go at Jack. They were my favourite bits of yesterday’s episode

Wayne and Amy deserve each other. They can play happy families down the well with Jimmy.

Wayne, though. Do they not sell vibrators in Erinsborough?

Yes Mishti is very annoying. I think she and Leo have zero chemistry, like most of the others, I suppose. Her main thing is to wear her police uniform, sniffing out all her neighbours potential crimes, wear crop tops of all kinds, and be filmed from a height, coming out of swimming pool. That used to be Paige's role, but presumably that would be undignified now she has Gabezilla.

Leo looks like he loves / lusts her, she looks like she's ticking a box with any single man who isn't mark or jack

Lol
Jack's always been a bit of a dick. I think he means well but his flakiness means he just messes everyone around!

He can’t decide who he’s in love with, he should probably go off on his own for a while and sort himself out instead of seeing life as a “Thorn Birds” style fantasy played out for his convenience

@BreconBeBuggered

With her access to power tools, you'd think she could make something powerful stimulating.

20/02/2018 22:09 @TheWashingFairyatemyhamster*

Is she going to ask Karl to father her baby as she wants another one and would like the baby to be Holly’s full sibling?*

You called it!!