Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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Aha, he's not eyeing up David - he's staring at Amy trying to decide if he should ask to borrow a hard hat or just steal one to complete his signature look!

Maybe he has some serious IBS going on? You don’t get IBS storylines in soaps. Us IBS suffers feel under represented.

Love the idea of Gabe snacking in David. He’s just one measly carrot flavoured corn puff to him. Although in my head when the cameras cut Gabe puts on a smoking jacket, discusses the political instability of Ethiopia whist sipping on a gin and Dubonnet. He probably eats hand dived scallops with fresh black truffle on foie gras using silver cutlery with his pinkies sticking out.

Haha, @Middle I can see this new luvvie Gabe discussing his character's development with the director, and his 'motivation' for when Gabezilla finally gets big enough to start wreaking havoc on Ramsey Street after getting his first taste of human flesh from Tiny David. If, of course, it turns out that Tiny David is not actually made of wood. Like a suburban Little Shop of Horrors and Jack would have to perform an exorcism on him.

It could be the next Halloween special.

I really hope that Raph doesn't turn out to be one of Paul's kids.

He keeps having flashbacks to a fire. Wasn't there a fire at Lassiter's years ago? Was he there maybe?

Him being English has to be significant, something happened when he Paul was in London?

Surely the British bloke (how has he made a career in acting?! How?!!) was involved in the explosion that killed Josh? And is blaming Paul? Or are people talking at cross purposes for dramatic effect? Dun-dun-deeerrr!

And yes, I'm guessing Izzy wants super Karl's super sperm for a sibling for Holly, but with no bumping uglies.

Didn't know there was a neighbours thread.

Would love a spoiler thread too!

Does anyone know when Toadie slept with Fake Dee? I have a feeling she is pregnant, but not sure if that was too long ago?

I also thinking Izzy wants Karl's super sperm.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/3175358-Neighbours-Spoilers-a-peek-down-the-well?watched=1

Spoiler thread

Is there any significance in Ralf's mum being Argentinian? Paul was in South America for a while although I can't remember where!

Wrong thread, multitasking, asking for it to be deleted

So Sheila talking about the more recent explosion is a decoy, when he was referring to an older incident involving Paul?

I have to say I was very impressed with how fast the consular services worked, re. Steph's visa to visit Hawaii! I find it hard to imagine any government service working this efficiently.

And I could hit Jack with a frying pan repeatedly, until the pan broke, and then I'd go and find another pan! He irritates the hell out of me - sanctimonious arse.

And I could hit Jack with a frying pan repeatedly, until the pan broke, and then I'd go and find another pan! He irritates the hell out of me - sanctimonious arse

Same here, he’s so smug and self-entitled, not to mention creepy and judgy! I too was impressed with how quickly Steph’s visa was both obtained and revoked. I’ll join you in the bashing with a frying pan, then I’ll force-feed him pineapple until he keels over

Wasn’t Paul in South America with ‘her off Emmerdale’. Maybe Emmerdale woman is related to Corrie bloke? Some kind of weird Soap actor exchange programme seems to exist.

I think someone needs to check Dipi’s sanity - who in their right minds would want the juicy details of Sheila and Clive’s night in together 🤢. The only way I’d want that information would be if the choice was between that and having to watch footage of Sheila and Hamish in the spunky spa . Or having to spend an evening with Jack without a frying pan, pineapple or well handy.

Tyler must be the only man on earth who would look better with a man bun . Ffs man either grow your man bun again or have a decent bloody haircut .

No wonder Jason Grimshaw was burning in that dream, he's even more wooden than he was in Corrie 🙄

He actually looks quite nice when he smiles, but that's a very rare occurrence!

I agree with IHaveChillyToes - I was on a break last time Holly was around, but for some reason, her gait and carriage and general presence remind me of Lucy Ewing, from Dallas (aka "The Poison Dwarf").

Tyler's Hair wtf

Amy's "When Harry Met Sally" moment......

It's really cringy with Sheila and Dippi preparing for her date

There was another fire, years ago which Paul started. A man got caught up in it but they never found the body and it was assumed the guy died. There were shots of the man lying on the floor under some shelves as I recall

Is that the relevent fire? Because it must be.