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Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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SleepingStandingUp · 20/02/2018 20:47

Here

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SleepingStandingUp · 22/02/2018 20:50

How many years ago cos presumably the character is early mid 30's

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tobee · 22/02/2018 20:52

Lots of sex today!

Didn't Raphael say he was 10 when his mother died? It can't be the Josh explosion. That was only about 2 years ago and I'm sure Raphael is older than 12. Unless he's on the same SMA as Gabe.

Hmmalittlefishy · 22/02/2018 21:15

I should not have watched that episode while eating Envy

MorningsEleven · 22/02/2018 22:07

Did Diddy David just ask "I'm not intimidating am I?"

Yup. Just like Simon, Alvin and Theodore.

SleepingStandingUp · 22/02/2018 22:34

Yeah I watched it whilst doing housework so I didn't have to think.
Amy masterdreambating was worse

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MorningsEleven · 22/02/2018 22:45

She's got waffle pillows.

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 22/02/2018 23:26

Is it the same fire that led to Kate being killed by the brother/uncle/milkman/whatever of someone who died in it? Or has Paul been involved in a plethora of fires? I vaguely remember him having something to do with Bush fires at some point. Some woman who had an annoying child of the ilk of Jimmy got burned I think. But it was in ‘the bush’ rather than South America. Or Manchester. Or Emmerdale for that matter.

Surely if it’s the fire that ultimately caused the revenge killing of Kate, all that needs to be done is for someone to sit Raphael down in front of some videos of her mincing about in her sparkly bowler hat and he’ll realise that it was for the best.

I’ve seen enough of him smelling farts around Erinsborough already and wish he’d bugger off and clutter up one of the many soaps I don’t watch.

SleepingStandingUp · 23/02/2018 01:06

Its gotta be 20 - 25 years ago so early 90's? Where was Paul?

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Smidge001 · 23/02/2018 06:42

The Gus Cleary fire? Surely it wasn't that long ago?

Smidge001 · 23/02/2018 06:44

Yeah - if it was that one then according to Wikipedia he first appeared on the show in Feb 2004 and later was killed in the Lassiter fire.

TBH I think we've had enough of Paul's past coming back to haunt him. Unless they want to bring back Gail, anyway.

Seahawk80 · 23/02/2018 07:33

Please can I join this thread? I've been in hysterics! Gabezilla Grin! They always "fast forward' things in neighbours. I found out I was pregnant 2 months before Paige and had my baby 2 months later and now her baby is 3 times the size of mine! Gabe will probably start school next week. Also love how he was kidnapped yet 2 weeks later they are both happy to head off to the bush glamping without knowing the other is going too (Paige and Jack). And they were in the bush yet they managed to get an uber back!

Smell the fart acting is hilarious and YY to why was his bunk right by reception! There was a huge fire when Paul made his big comeback to neighbours, maybe it was that one?

Seahawk80 · 23/02/2018 07:34

Sorry that should read my baby was born 2 months after Gabe, she she was pregnant for about 6 months

SleepingStandingUp · 23/02/2018 08:49

I dunno Seahawk, if you're gonna pick continuity errors and mock the humongous Gabezilla...
Yeah you're right, you fit right in!

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zizza · 23/02/2018 08:54

Loving this thread (and now the spoilers one too). I can't help wondering how someone so "Northern" ends up being called Raphael Grin

Seahawk80 · 23/02/2018 09:06

Thanks sleeping! Just told DH about Gabezilla eating tiny David - we can't stop laughing!

I can't help wondering how someone so "Northern" ends up being called Raphael

^
This! When he said his name I was like wtf!

SleepingStandingUp · 23/02/2018 09:08

He said his mom was from somewhere more exciting

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MiddleClassProblem · 23/02/2018 09:15

I’m not sure I can bring myself to watch yesterday’s ep 🙈

SleepingStandingUp · 23/02/2018 09:27

Middle if you do, multitask so you don't have to focus fully in Amy's masterdramebation and Clive and Sheila in their underwear...

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MiddleClassProblem · 23/02/2018 09:46

IN THEIR UNDERWEAR!?!

Someone was complaining about Izzy’s cleavage the other day. Little did they know what was to come!

And now that last sentence is haunting me...

SleepingStandingUp · 23/02/2018 09:47

It WAS pretty, kinda lacy but she def needs to take him underwear shopping to get away from those baggy boxers...

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MiddleClassProblem · 23/02/2018 10:05

I think it’s more him I’m worried about tbh

SleepingStandingUp · 23/02/2018 10:12

Wobble wobble wobble wobble jelly on a plate, keep your eye out for the snake...

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TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 23/02/2018 10:44

Clive looked strangely younger after all his frolicking with Sheila. Not at all what I expected given that her general demeanour indicates that she’d break a man...

MorningsEleven · 23/02/2018 10:53

Maybe Sheila could work at the now forgotten retreat as a dominatrix. Jason off of Corrie can look after the bar in his apron. Is it a leather apron? He looks like a twat
sulky blacksmith in it.

woodhill · 23/02/2018 10:53

I didn't see their underwear, did I have a lucky escape

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