Mornings it sounds as though you may have accidentally ordered the Keith Lemon version from Amazon. It pays to read the small print!
Middle I have a vague memories of Aaron in hospital wearing a vest and that chalk-based lip balm they make them wear when they’re playing dehydrated. Obvs Piper got the extra dry version that made her look like she had leprosy of the lips (liprosy?) but I think Az just got the ordinary ‘I’ve waved too many drainpipes’ version.