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Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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SleepingStandingUp · 20/02/2018 20:47

Here

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MorningsEleven · 08/05/2018 09:49

I once had a little willy that had to be put in water to grow. Bought in in Scarvegas. It wasn't impressive even after we boiled it to speed up the process.

After that we made a papier mache cock and used it as a rounders bat. If Paulie's leg ever gets woodworm, I could probably make him a new one.

Lovewineandchocs · 08/05/2018 11:56

Couldn’t Jimmy just be his replacement leg? Grin

MiddleClassProblem · 08/05/2018 12:00

Why are you collecting cocks? Why am I asking? Let it go MCP! You don’t want to know the answer...

SleepingStandingUp · 08/05/2018 12:06

What I don't get it why he doesn't use his millions to geta better leg

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MorningsEleven · 08/05/2018 12:34

Oh I've given up the cock collection now. I'd rather have a cup of tea.

MiddleClassProblem · 08/05/2018 19:43

That last table Dipi cleaned, the wobbly AF one, would be the one I accidentally sat at. I always get the wobbly one somehow.

Chloe’s scarf was too much.

How is Liam even passing a CRB or whatever let alone getting one through quick enough for a camping trip this week?

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 08/05/2018 20:48

Not to mention how does Erinsborough High get any insurance for these jaunts? Has there been a single school trip that didn’t end in disaster?

Clearly that was what was wrong with Mark’s abseiling equipment - it wasn’t faulty enough to ensure that someone would get stuck in a ravine as a plot device.

SleepingStandingUp · 09/05/2018 20:36

Hang on, Chloe has supposedly spent 200k ??

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gendercritter · 09/05/2018 20:44

It was all said very casually.

Brennan mum: Chloe, I'm in debt to the tune of 200k on your behalf

Chloe: oh right. Sorry about that. I'll pay you back.

The writing is shit at the moment. Don't even get me started on the Xander storyline.

MiddleClassProblem · 09/05/2018 23:18

Surely it’s nearly $300k nevause Chloe already have her boat money. WTF has she been doing?

MiddleClassProblem · 09/05/2018 23:19

Who is Xander? Brain blank

MadamGrumps · 09/05/2018 23:56

I think Chloe looks like she should be related to Issy, I think they are really similar.

I've just binged watched to catch up and the Jane gasp 'nans dead' was shocking!

Jimmy was even crap and wooden when asleep in a hospital bed.

Dipi is so annoying she needs to go.

And reading that back I'm not sure why I started watching it again...

AGnu · 10/05/2018 02:08

Xander was Mishti's dodgy fiancé.

I think Chloe looks like a Barbie version of Piper. It's creepy.

The whole money thing must be linked to the clinic that's been mentioned a couple of times. Plastic surgery? Life saving operation without travel insurance caused by a foolish decision drugs/backstreet abortion?!, hence the secrecy? Her reaction to Faye walking in on her & Leo was odd - "It's not like it's the worst thing you've walked in on me doing!" What's worse than having sex with your boss in his office during work time without even bothering to lock the door?! Has Ma Brennan found her performing a ritual sacrifice?! Eating babies?! Ok, maybe it's not that bad but most people would be at least a little mortified at their mum seeing them in that position! I was quite impressed with her desk-scaling skills that other day though - if I tried that I'd probably spill coffee all over important papers, breaking the mug in the process, struggle to clamber onto the desk, fall off & get a concussion. I wonder if she practiced the manoeuvre beforehand, or perhaps she's just part mountain goat.

The whole concept of the camping trip is ridiculous. Can anyone really see Elly, with her overly tight leather skirt & impractical heels, signing up to take a group of teenagers camping in the bush? Hmm

MiddleClassProblem · 10/05/2018 08:36

Oh yes, that Xander. I zone out when Mishti’s mouth moves.

Eating babies Grin

SleepingStandingUp · 10/05/2018 09:12

Didn't Aaron say they got 8 each for the boat? Maybe he said 80...

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MiddleClassProblem · 10/05/2018 09:13

I thought it was 80

SleepingStandingUp · 10/05/2018 09:16

80 makes more sense.

If she literally handed over 80 k to her mom for debts she can't surely be that clueless as to how bad it is?? But also you'd shove that into the mortgage in one go and then sort all the credit cards through court if they wouldn't agree to a payment plan, surely? Can you go bankrupt if you own a house?

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MiddleClassProblem · 10/05/2018 09:24

Faye is such a dick. She really annoys me. She’s so mouse like and “innocent” ignorant and defenceless. I hope Sheila punches her at some point on this visit.

MiddleClassProblem · 10/05/2018 09:27

But tbf, it’s their family home. 3 of her kids have been gone for years, she was divorced/separated from her husband for years. She doesn’t need a house that big. I can only assume it had never ending bedrooms like the current Brennan house.

SleepingStandingUp · 10/05/2018 09:37

Well Brennan house ISN'T endless because Chloe hasn't got a bed. It is suddenly strictly a 3 bed.

As if you'd tell your elderly mother she's sleeping on the couch!

Bunk beds for bedroom 3!

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MiddleClassProblem · 10/05/2018 10:53

Ah yes, I forgot that. Sheila’s hoe must be depressed too with all those unused bedrooms.

Still, I bet their childhood home was at least a 4 bed and Tyler slept in the cellar.

Clawdy · 10/05/2018 10:55

Mishti ranting at Piper over the phone in car was over the top. How did that story end?

MiddleClassProblem · 10/05/2018 10:58

Piper gave her flowers... Mishti “opened up” she’s about as deep and a puddle to Piper saying the because her judgement was so off with Xander it has made her want to do everything as by the book as possible or some bullshit like that. Piper was all “I understand, I’ll just accept my 4 points because you’re having break up issues”

Clawdy · 10/05/2018 11:01

Ooh, Piper is a saint......Smile

SleepingStandingUp · 10/05/2018 11:07

Sheila has three beds used, perhaps if there's a spare Faye could move in. They could share a Clive!

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