Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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Can I just thank whoever it was that posted ages ago about Alan Fletcher's website. I got my personalised birthday message today from Dr Karl and it has made me more happy that it probably should

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday!

Mark, you are a jealous dick-and seriously, who haven’t you arrested? You slapped handcuffs on Steph enough times before you started doing it for recreational purposes and let’s not forget you arrested your previous fiancée on your wedding day!

Not watched today's, assume he's jealous of Elly and HotDad

Happy birthday. Still very annoyed with KK trying to steal Clive's job.

sleeping yes exactly

I can’t believe how nasty up Terese is .

Don’t know where the ‘up’ came from !

Haven’t watch today but Terese used to only live in twat mode when she was with Brad. Tbf she had to put up with him but she was just a twat to everyone. Paul knocked the twat out of her 😂

Paul knocked ^shagged^ the twat out of her

Maybe it's all about sexual tension. Brad was obviously crap in bed but Gary had the lady bird and Paul knows its not the size its what you do with it

Are you saying Paul is only a cocktail sausage?

Chipolata all the way

That’s why he didn’t try and compete with Karl and Gary in the sausage fest

Paul hasn’t had sex for ages, he must be gagging for it! 😂😂 the chipolata will have dried up and become even smaller! 🤣🤣

Chipolata all the way

How very dare you!

Oh no! Like one of those dried up, deli snacking sausages...

🤣🤣🤣 I’m sure Terese could rehydrate it!

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Ugh! The follow up question popped in my head about how long it would need to be submerged for. Stop, MCP brain! It’s not the same as the dinosaur egg you bought Dd!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Seriously Mornings it's been so long it'd poetically only take a flash of thigh to set it off!

Probably not poetically

I prefer poetically. That’s one romantic thigh reveal.