Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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I believe you!

My therapist gets support from someone who used to be involved with DD's mental health and has spent loads of time with us. Poor bugger must wonder what she's done wrong in a past life

Didn’t the film only do 3 people too? So it’s less of a centipede and more of a woodlouse? The Human Woodlouse is a less disturbing title though...

Sleeping do you mean Minibeast Adventure with Jess? I don't think I'm ever going to recover from the mental image I now have of Gary doing the ladybird - "Feelers out, what's about..."

In Scotland it'd be called "The Wee Human Slater", which sounds almost family friendly.

Yeah Agnu, not seen it on for a bit though. Its all bloody Andy

In Devon they’re Chiggy/chutty pigs. My grandad would often have them straying indoors and I was often the one to take them out. Quite a soft spot for them. I used to like ladybirds too but now Gary has ruined them forever.

I still want to know what it actually us though!

2 hour’s? Last year we had a ladybird pupae (not sure if that’s what they are called) in our garden that we watched hatching day by day. That was pretty cool.

I worry that the lumber ladybird is spot related and flapping related. Although maybe g spot rather than actual spots one would hope. Or putting dark spots on someone. No scat please...

Sorry that escalated from a nice wildlife chat to filth

Facebook has reminded me it’s a year ago since Toadie shagged BaDee.

A year? Bugger off! Is it really that long? Well limber me sideways. If Toady sprogged her up it'll be at Erinsborough University by now.

Really, a year?! That went quick!!

I know, it doesn’t seem that long ago! But then I guess when you think that it’s a year since Sonya lost the baby they sounds a long time ago with Mark having had Elly and Paige relationships since.

We should count Neighbours years in terms of Mark's engagement rings.

Morning I guess that would keep us younger than if we counted years by the appearance of Robinson/Willis/Kennedy love children.

Just. He might over take by the end of the year.

Then Sonya will take him to her addiction group.

Yes, why hasn't Sonya spoken to Mark about his addiction to getting engaged?

I’m sure as soon as she’s back it will be right into consoling him mode. She didn’t call though did she. Shit best friend.

I've just seen that gabezilla's Moses basket is still in the living room...surely he needs a double bed to himself by now!

Are you sure it wasn’t a bread basket for him to snack on whilst his dinner was cooking?

With a king size bedsheet as a napkin Middle

Here comes the Brennan sister! She looks like a mixture of all the other Erinsborough girls.

She should have been ginger. I’m not letting this go. Just like real Dee.

Also picturing Gabe in his smoking jacket with a bedsheet tucked in ready for his bouillabaisse.