Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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You're delicate, precious and rare
Your backside is covered in hair
You love Tyler's merkin
As much as his gherkin
And getting electric shocks down there

Ha ha ha I am, I am!!

The hotel rooms are annoying me, clearly they only have one hotel room set, and are using it a lot at the moment. And are Izzy and Holly having to share a bed? Surely if she inherited all those millions Holly could have her own room, are there any suites in the hotel?

Actually how all the characters are overlapping at the moment is beyond Neighbours normal ridiculousness.

Everyone’s so cool about how they’ve all shagged each other, swapped over etc.

Why is Shane not able to work in the cafe but can manage the wateringhole?

Northern bloke is more wooden than Tiny Tanaka.

And who the hell goes round asking people if they’re pregnant, in case their Uncle in Law who has had his sperm stolen has fathered another child

The real problem is I can’t stop watching it!

I know Flashinggreen it's ridiculous, but I still watch

In the vague hope of Gary naked in the hot tub eh Curbside??

I'm wondering if Paul ever limps in real life because he's so used to limping on TV.

Omg. I’ve just twigged! Tanaka, the most wooden actor on the planet, is in the Greatest Showman! I KNEW I’d seen him somewhere before.

Is it not the actor who played James udagawa who is in the greatest showman?

That’s not a Tanaka, that’s Udagawa’a son

Lol sorry seen Linnet’s post

Is it me or was James udagawa’s voice A LOT deeper on the greatest showman? He sounded soooo different. But at the same time I kept expecting him to start berating Terese about Lassiter, I just couldn’t get the character of James Udagawa out of my head.
He was a lot better in the film I thought. He delivers his lines so bizarrely in neighbours, literally as though he’s reading them from the script. He was fine in this though. Maybe he’s had acting lessons?

Errr, yes. I meant Udagawa!

In the vague hope of Gary naked in the hot tub eh Curbside??

I loved the greatest showman

I need to find fun people like you to talk toabout greys anatomy

I thought you meant David was in The Greatest Showman for a weird moment!

Not seen any Greys Anatomy I’m afraid but I’ve just started giving Call the Midwife a go on Netflix. They do seem to have a similar issue to Neighbours with just one policeman and one doctor.

Middle can you skip to the last series and agree woth me that Kepner and Owen need to get it on

Oh, absolutely. They have such chemistry... 🤷🏽‍♀️

Ha ha bless you, they don't I just like then both lots.

So Tiny Tanaka and Mumbles got it on eh? He's adding those notches to the bed post fat enough!!

Udagawa was dubbed in The Greatest Showman I think.

They do seem to have a similar issue to Neighbours with just one policeman and one doctor.

There's hunners of midwives though and they'll do anything from a breech birth to brain surgery. I suspect they were all fathered by a certain Erinsborough doctor.

Ah thanks flashing, that explains it then.

Yes, midwives and nurses are in abundance, they are like teachers in Neighbours or wait staff. I’m not surprised they have so many dodgy folk and over 700 prostitutes in Poplar with only one bobby actually doing anything (similar to Neighbours others turn up behind him but never say anything or are part of the action).

That's how you can tell its Rougher in Home and Away, there's a well established police force