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Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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SleepingStandingUp · 20/02/2018 20:47

Here

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iheartmichellemallon · 11/03/2018 11:35

Just checking in as this thread makes watching Neighbours much more fun.

I do like Jason from Corrie though - think he'll fit in well eventually (assuming he's going to be a regular).

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SleepingStandingUp · 11/03/2018 14:30

Alas I think the dude is not for staying.... poor Tiny Tanaka

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tobee · 11/03/2018 15:08

*Sleeping

imbibed it vaginally* Envy

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SleepingStandingUp · 11/03/2018 17:34

Envy face Tobee?? Mwahahaha Grin

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KoalasAteMyHomework · 12/03/2018 15:13

I'm so behind - by about a week. And I lost the thread so glad I have found the new one!

BlackandWhitepostcards · 12/03/2018 17:01

daffydil I thought the same. But then I guess if he’d swallowed the pond water and it was dirty I would have been a bit upset and annoyed. But no way would’ve reacted he way Paige did. Poor mark Sad.

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SleepingStandingUp · 12/03/2018 23:43

Wouldn't you just pull up the pushchair rather than fiddle with clasps in the water? Is it because he's so heavy?

I do think in rl the shock of it happening would make me irrational and crazed tbf

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tobee · 13/03/2018 00:12

Sleeping I have no words.

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SleepingStandingUp · 13/03/2018 00:21

My awesome way with words wowed you into wonderment? Wicked

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SleepingStandingUp · 13/03/2018 11:36

Having a crap day and want to cry I demand you cheer me up with your collective weirdness

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MorningsEleven · 13/03/2018 11:58

Sleeping was sleeping and having a graphic dream about tiny Tanaka, his wooden appendage and a hot tub full of cuprinol when something startled her. She woke suddenly to find a giant ladybird on her face. Ever since she cheated on Gary with him off of Corrie, she'd been plagued by them. Was this Gary's way of getting her back? Or mutant genital crabs? She had, after all had that dalliance with Jack the father of all mutations.

Smidge001 · 13/03/2018 13:04

Anyone seen today'a episode yet? I have some serious issues with it.

  1. Annoying police sleuth lady who sees crimes in the most innocuous comments came up with this beauty about Izzy having stolen Karl's sperm sample from the hospital and impregnated herself with it without his permission ... "I don't know the legalities of what she's done, but if I were Karl and Susan I would look into it".

That's it!!!! Seriously?! She doesn't see this as something that requires investigating/arresting, just shrugs and says maybe K&S should think about querying her behaviour Confused

  1. After Susan asks Karl what happens if Izzy is pregnant, Karl's response is "let's not worry about that until we know" --- errr?!! Surely since she only did the deed yesterday, they could be doing something now and insisting she takes the morning after pill???
  1. Mumble-the-fart-smeller is now having PTSD dreams in a complete rehash of the eyebrow-similarly-crap-actor-man plot.
  1. The suggestion that the positive pregnancy test might be izzy's with complete disregard to the fact that YOU CANT GET A POSITIVE PREGNANCY READ AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU ARE OVULATING!!!!!! Seriously, is neighbours written by a 15 year old boy or something? She'd have to wait a good 10 days+ after turkey basting herself before she could get a positive result.

GRRRRR!!!

thisisreallyfunny · 13/03/2018 13:25

How have you watched it already!?

Smidge001 · 13/03/2018 13:55

I 'watch' online over headphones (so actually just listen) while I'm working. Now we're the same episode as Australia it's usually on t'internet some time in the morning.

WitchSharkadder · 13/03/2018 16:30

Smidge I was also infuriated by Ellie wondering if the positive test was Izzy’s, surely she’d have a bit of a clue that it’s far too early to test 🙄

KNain · 13/03/2018 18:11

I think they're special soapland tests. Only available in shops in soaps and instead of testing for HCG they test if you've had sex.

Because if you're female and have had sex in soapland you will be pregnant.

woodhill · 13/03/2018 18:16

Yes that fart smelling thing,

WitchSharkadder · 13/03/2018 18:36

I’m thinking there’s got to be a big shocker and that someone else is pregnant. So who?

I’m placing my bets on it being Amy after her dalliance with wotshisname.

BishopBrennansArse · 13/03/2018 18:39

I know who it is but won't spoil it Grin

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SleepingStandingUp · 13/03/2018 19:35

MorningsEleven can you say moo?
Good, it suits you 😛😛😛

Yeah even from the write ups I thought how can it possibly be Izzy?

Unless...

Dr Karl is actually THE DOCTOR and his time lord sperm can go back in time and impregnate last months egg.

I wish o was in a soap, I'd def be pregnant by now

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BlackandWhitepostcards · 13/03/2018 19:52

I missed a few episodes, who did Amy have a dalliance with? It wasn’t that kid on her building site was it? I’m sure he was in school not so long ago and he looks about 17. I can remember him being a bully in school but can’t for the life of me remember who he was bullying.

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SleepingStandingUp · 13/03/2018 20:27

Wayne

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WitchSharkadder · 13/03/2018 20:57

Argh, I NEED to know though, Bishop!

WitchSharkadder · 13/03/2018 20:58

Is it on Digital Spy?

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 13/03/2018 21:48

Didn’t Jayden bully Callum and/or Josie?