EASTENDERS 24 - NO SPOILERS - THIS MEANS NOTHING - ZILCH !!!!!!!

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so abby is ead, will there be a funeral

who will have baby no name?

what will happen to stacey and martin, will they get back together

where is luke

who has the money and jewelry ,is ben alive/with ciara/in france living the life?

luke? alive?

the pub is saved, well course we all knew it would be

Kia-Ora - too orangey for crows, just for me and my dawg

I too wondered what was in the cabinet

We're obviously heading towards the great washing mix-up aren't we, Mock will 'ave 'unny's smalls

Can I place a bet for the next foster child to be Dee and Phil's baby, then Kim will want to adopt him

Also what was the set of Kia-Ora's house all about? Front door opened into lounge with flash stairs and no windows, are we supposed to believe that's the sort of house millionaire gangsters live in?

There was a gun in the gin cupboard

Aha! Thanks soup! Oddly enough that's where I keep my gun too!

Indeed. :o

I guess it explains why Shaz and Mel (Shel? Maz? neither work in the context of EE!) looked so nervous afterwards.

That house was weird , the painting of Kia-ora on the wall was fasinating me. her voice is so slow and annoying - at least she isnt whispering though. Cant be a 'proper' gangster really. This Robert they mentioned sounds a bundle of laughs, not. i bet he was married to Mel ' botox' owen.
yep, suddenly everyone is in the launderette, what on earth did they do when it shut down last year? just keep buying new clothes? they are all going to get mixed up arn't they? i can see it happening.

the painting of Kia-ora on the wall

Dorian Grey

shotguns must be kept in a proper cabinet with a key safe and code separate to it - not in a gin cupboard. Has she got a licence for that?

soup, ha ha, yep, Kia-ora is really 102 - just looks good for her age.

Shaz and Mel, sounds like an 80s duo. Made a dodgy video back in the day.

Gin cupboard, gun cupbard... what’s a vowel amongst friends?

soup, ha ha!! yep, we all keep our guns in the cupboard - mine is under the sink with all the cleaning bits and the big fabric conditioner.
But dont tell anyone!

I feel gutted for Billy, but him and Honey are quite happy, so we know that the writers cant abide this and have to make it go pear shaped.
again.
that scene in the cemetery was weeks ago, why so long for Pam to show up?
what will he do now though? run back to Tina? i bet he doesnt tell his wife for a few days, prolong the agony.

What on earth was foster lady cooking - looked like porridge

Have said before. No one ever just walks into a funeral parlour. Front door is always locked

How can billy get a promotion when he’s partner - silly honey

Silly shazza for 1) telling MEL she had the money 2) trusting her

What did she see /find under the drinks cabinet And fin was a gun why didn’t shazza take it

Pam plot was silly as police arrived /sirens at cemented abs if cctv police would have said it wbd contacted billy as owner of hearse

The bit with Jay saying the bodies were overheating was the best bit last night - East London obviously has a different climate to the rest of London, it was bloody freezing in my bit!

So where is Ben? And how is he living on a bunch of newspapers?

He kept some of the loot.

Ben got 10k for the jewellery from dodgy man in the other cafe - was ripped off as one ring sold for 210k alone. so , we assume, Ben can go to Europe and live it up in Paris ( or wherever ) with just 10k, minus the cost of the cab to Dover and the ferry. Phil has gone to try and find him after Jay let him have his mobile number ( ben also had to buy a new phone in France, hope he took a phrase book) and has been in touch with Jay since leaving. I thought that about Auntie's dodgy porridge. Daisy is sweet though.

When we leave the EU in March 2019, all this ' skipping off to Europe 'on the run that they all do will have to stop. They will have to apply for visas and all sorts i imagine! ' stop the cab, i;ve just got to fill in a visa application form'.

France/Spain/Portugal/America/Australia - nah.... Milton Keynes!

yep, it will be Milton keynes, yorkshire, Devon maybe in future.
on the run in Devon - those narrow lanes will slow you down in that expensive cab.

This heist story has got me highly confused

lottie, we're all confused i think - akire summed it up quite well a page ago. Ben hasnt got the main bulk of the money - it was all swapped for copies of the Walford gazette in the suitcase. By sharon , i assume.
how she did it with those nails is a mystery and also why, but probably for something to do more than actually needing the cash for herself and to get back at Phil as well. that is also a bit strange.

It's all so confusing!

I wondered how Sharon looked so so orange in her sitting room with Mel and then later at Kiara's house, much paler

Also, Mick had 2 more full bags of washing because Linda 'was now being sick'. How does a grown woman puke on that much stuff?

Am I the only person who had high hopes for the new writer and was expecting exciting new stories to get our teeth into. I am disappointed in EE now and conversation with my friend's tells me they feel the same. Anyone else think its crap ?

What new writer is this?