Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

[fourquenelles]

It's here

There must be a European NasturtiumMountain they are selling off cheap Halsall

Some of the weaker ones have done ok.
Jamie's Is very orange.

Mallen Streak done good. I'd scoff the lot of that.

Sounds like a (delicious) heart attack on a plate - well done, The Mallen.

Monica sounded sooooo Kiwi there "Oi really loike it".

Oh no - I quite like him - he looks like a rabbit in the headlights

That trout looks nice I hope there is plenty of vinegar on the cockles

He's thinking "SHUTTUP GRE)G)" I can seat in his eyes.

Come on WUMMAN!

Feel sorry for the tiny man.

Gooseberry jam with fish? Vom.

Louisa's hair is amazing. How does she get it so neat?

Oh dear, she's not played a blinder here...

Oh dear

Oh no! Cruel words from Marcus.

Greg(g) wants to oil his way into her favours.

Monica - where is your female solidarity.

Did he say "Clam Knicker Sauce"?

Surely not!

Wumman fail

I'm not keen on the cuckoo spit foam on that fish. Even if it's supposed to look 'briny'.

oil his way into her favours

Vom

Poor girl.

Liquor Schaden Please, no talk of knickers while Greg(g) is about

Oh Louisa.
I wish some of our Tudors would do a big fuck off brace of roast chickens then rip them apart and throw the bones over their shoulders.

BBC have obvs got a whole ox and hijacked a fish van again

Still better than lamb n turnips

Doing well! I love bone marrow, but you can't get it easily these days.

Who is this chap? Did I miss a round?

I can't remember this beef man.

I'm also missing all the names because I'm reading Monkseal while watching this.

Hey, snap, Assassin! I'm trying to get soused too!

Ah AoF wank

That churned-up stuff on the plate looks.......nasty.