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Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

988 replies

fourquenelles · 30/11/2017 20:28

It's here

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Biggreygoose · 05/12/2017 20:37

Eh up. AoF....

Bugger. They like it.

Taffeta · 05/12/2017 20:37

Modern shit

ilovesooty · 05/12/2017 20:37

Wanky.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 05/12/2017 20:38

"Squid ink tuille" - what fresh wankery is this?

He couldn't give an eff about Greg(g)'s comments - who can blame him

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 05/12/2017 20:38

Oooo, the assassin isn't getting total love. I hate to say it but -yes Gregg. Xmas Blush

SchadenfreudePersonified · 05/12/2017 20:39

ThisisThe Assassin of Fun four

Halsall · 05/12/2017 20:39

Grouchy, OMG, does Monkseal do Masterchef? I'm not sure I've got enough time in my busy schedule to fit in that as well as his Strictly updates, but I might be tempted...

Taffeta · 05/12/2017 20:39

It looked like burnt modern shit

Wouldn’t want to eat it

I want the Indian KFC

Taffeta · 05/12/2017 20:39

Awww Fat Jim Kerr

Taffeta · 05/12/2017 20:40

The Beards are all through?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 05/12/2017 20:40

Stephen and tom for a Tudor full house

fourquenelles · 05/12/2017 20:40

he guy before AoF Schaden Gareth. I don't remember him at all.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 05/12/2017 20:40

Hope WUMMAN goes through on the cook off.

Biggreygoose · 05/12/2017 20:41

Ah crap. I was hoping Craig would do it.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 05/12/2017 20:41

Sorry four - misunderstood.

I can't remember him either - he obviously hasn't got star quality.

Biggreygoose · 05/12/2017 20:41

Beard power!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 05/12/2017 20:42

I want the kinder to go through.

ilovesooty · 05/12/2017 20:43

Let's hope Graham Young doesn't slip some thallium in.

GrouchyKiwi · 05/12/2017 20:43

I don't think Monkseal does this, Halsall. I've been reading his Strictly recaps for the last hour.

Come on, Louisa. This competition needs you.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 05/12/2017 20:43

Greg(g) - they've only got an hour. LEAVE THEM ALONE! Angry

SchadenfreudePersonified · 05/12/2017 20:44

Glut of gooseberries this year, too

Halsall · 05/12/2017 20:45

Oh phew, Grouchy. Wasn't sure I could keep up with that too. I like his Strictly updates, I often find myself laughing like a loon when I read them in public places Blush

MORE gooseberries?

fourquenelles · 05/12/2017 20:45

No. Gooseberries are evil little things.

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Biggreygoose · 05/12/2017 20:45

I wonder if they have been told to fuck off at some point over the years by contestants... Hmm

All the puds!

Deconstructed .... Eh. Not a fan

SchadenfreudePersonified · 05/12/2017 20:45

Oh FFS!

I don't like deconstructed anything!