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Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

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fourquenelles · 30/11/2017 20:28

It's here

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 12/12/2017 20:57

I will get a duck egg this week and report back. Grin

I think Gareth and that great big sexy bear of a man Leo will be the one's to go, sadly.

Taffeta · 12/12/2017 20:57

🤣 @ shoving Gregg in the sous vide

Spam88 · 12/12/2017 20:58

Oh god, I can't stop laughing at Gregg in the sous vide and I've got a sleeping baby on me.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 12/12/2017 20:58

How long do you poach them for Mighty - or do you just keep an eye on them and take them out when they look done?

Mightybanhammer · 12/12/2017 20:58

Ooh squoosh, fight you off down the basement steps to present starving Marcus with his poached egg Parma ham and asparagus snack? Eh? Eh?

Taffeta · 12/12/2017 20:59

Awww lovely Tom

SchadenfreudePersonified · 12/12/2017 21:00

Well, Leo and Gareth don't have anything to be embarrassed about - the standard has been very, very high.

fourquenelles · 12/12/2017 21:00

Ah well.

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squoosh · 12/12/2017 21:00

Mighty beware! I'll marry you off to Anthony Worrall Thompson if you carry on with those threats!

GrouchyKiwi · 12/12/2017 21:01

Agreed, Schaden. This is an excellent year for the Professionals.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 12/12/2017 21:02

Well, mes enfants, I will leave now to add a duck egg to my online shopping order - see you all tomorrow for an evening of pretentious wankery at one of the world's leading restaurants!

AoF will fit right in.

Mightybanhammer · 12/12/2017 21:04

schaden Keep an eye for poached. For boiled I use one of those egg pebble things that change colour . I find it hard cooking things where the smell doesn't give you a clue as to how they are doing.

Honestly do try them. I don't bake but imagine they would give great results.

Mightybanhammer · 12/12/2017 21:05

Woah squoosh, backs off, gibberingGrin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 12/12/2017 21:06

squoosh - What a horrible thing to say - even as a joke.

We don't allow that sort of language on this thread!

squoosh · 12/12/2017 21:34

He exists
He's looking for love
And he's a vigorous and enthusiastic lover.

So think on ladies, think on.

Taffeta · 12/12/2017 21:44

Why did I have to read that last post?

Nightmares beckon....

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 09:26

You are a Bad Person squoosh.

A Very Bad Person!

How many of us do you think got any sleep last night, with that hideous image in our innocent minds?

Angry
SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 09:27
SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:02

Okay mes amis

UNLEASH HELL !!!!!!!!

fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:02

And here we are again.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:02

Ooooh! My neck of the woods

Taffeta · 13/12/2017 20:02

Staindrop [snigger]

GrouchyKiwi · 13/12/2017 20:03

Oh no! Steven, TheMallen, and AoF. We're going to lose one of these and I don't think it will be the Assassin.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:04

Oh - crap!

This looks like the swamp thing that AoF made.

He will be in his element.

Halsall · 13/12/2017 20:04

Tweezers at the ready. Not so much cooking as grooming.