Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

[fourquenelles]

It's here

That's a mess. But he's safe.

Veal and sweetbreads

Vom Central

They are all comforting him because they're now pretty sure they're safe

AoF seems very caring to the other chefs.

Jerusalem artichoke custard. Good farty grief!

Oh fuck me sideways.

It would be sweet as it's full of bloody maple syrup.

Chocolate with ARTICHOKE? And CUSTARD?

Ooooo bitchy bitchy

Oooh did he throw some shade at my Marcus there?

DID HE?

I was about to feel sorry for AoF there, and then he dissed Marcus. Bloody hell!

Because he knows thinks he's won Kiwi.

Well said Marcus.

Pull the carpet out from under him

He did squoosh The Shade, The SHADE

If only they had swapped Ryan for Tom we could have kept old Murder Eyes.

Did he really just say that Marcus was stuck in his two-star ways??

They are signposting Saving No Spice Ryan

I missed what he said.
Leo or Ryan.

the bloody cheek. Give me Marcus' classic michelin star cooking any day over some dreary pud made out of root vegetables.

Phew thank goodness

He did Abby

I'm sorry Ryan but since your shocking spice revelation I've been unable to look at you without thinking 'wtf'.

That would be a goof title for a film four

*good, not goof

Oooo, that's his job at Marcus's gaff out the window.
I'm tipping Craig, wummman and AoF for the final.