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Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

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fourquenelles · 30/11/2017 20:28

It's here

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/12/2017 20:50

That's a mess. But he's safe.

Taffeta · 07/12/2017 20:50

Veal and sweetbreads

Vom Central

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/12/2017 20:51

They are all comforting him because they're now pretty sure they're safe

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2017 20:51

AoF seems very caring to the other chefs.

squoosh · 07/12/2017 20:51

Jerusalem artichoke custard. Good farty grief!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/12/2017 20:52

Oh fuck me sideways.

squoosh · 07/12/2017 20:52

It would be sweet as it's full of bloody maple syrup.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/12/2017 20:53

Chocolate with ARTICHOKE? And CUSTARD?

fourquenelles · 07/12/2017 20:53

Ooooo bitchy bitchy

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squoosh · 07/12/2017 20:53

Oooh did he throw some shade at my Marcus there?

DID HE?

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2017 20:53

I was about to feel sorry for AoF there, and then he dissed Marcus. Bloody hell!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/12/2017 20:54

Because he knows thinks he's won Kiwi.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/12/2017 20:54

Well said Marcus.

Pull the carpet out from under him

fourquenelles · 07/12/2017 20:54

He did squoosh The Shade, The SHADE

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GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2017 20:54

If only they had swapped Ryan for Tom we could have kept old Murder Eyes.

abbey44 · 07/12/2017 20:55

Did he really just say that Marcus was stuck in his two-star ways?? Shock

fourquenelles · 07/12/2017 20:55

They are signposting Saving No Spice Ryan

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/12/2017 20:56

I missed what he said.
Leo or Ryan.

squoosh · 07/12/2017 20:56

the bloody cheek. Give me Marcus' classic michelin star cooking any day over some dreary pud made out of root vegetables.

fourquenelles · 07/12/2017 20:56

Phew thank goodness

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/12/2017 20:56

He did Abby

squoosh · 07/12/2017 20:57

I'm sorry Ryan but since your shocking spice revelation I've been unable to look at you without thinking 'wtf'.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/12/2017 20:57

That would be a goof title for a film four

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/12/2017 20:57

*good, not goof

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/12/2017 20:58

Oooo, that's his job at Marcus's gaff out the window.
I'm tipping Craig, wummman and AoF for the final.