Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

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It's here

Tom did NOT look like he wanted to man-hug the AoF

Saving No Spice Ryan

Top quality punning there.

...bit like poking a shark with a big stick.

Feel Ryan's exit should have been filmed in slow motion. Felt a bit sorry for him. Just a bit, though.

I agree with your predictions fuckery - and can see skin and hair on the walls!

Let the slaughter begin!

Well - the excitement has all been a bit much for me. I need gin and The Blitz.

Adieu

Adieu. Next week.

Marcus noted the shade cast by huffy jerusalem artichoke boy!

'It’s odd when a cook on @MasterChefUK say I’m stuck in my old fashioned two star way when I don’t like there ‘modern’ idea🤔 I Love GOOD Food'

(this basically mean that Marcus wants to kill him in a very slow and painful manner)

(I'm overlooking his incorrect use of 'there'...just not enough to let it pass without mention)

I wonder if AoF cringed at that when he watched it.

What does AoF stand for, pretty please?

The guy that went out yesterday was really unlucky- that group was sooo much better.

I felt very sorry for Ryan. The food looked brilliant and I loved the idea. But raw fish! I woke up FH yelling 'raw fish' at the tv.

"Assassin of Fun" *Ropsley.

He looks like a murderer. (Albeit rather a dashing one)

He is a sort of Milk Tray Man for extreme sports and all sorts of totally unbelievable crap things at which he apparently excels.

He cooks strange and exotic dishes, using even stranger and more exotic ingredients, in which he could easily slip a few drops of cyanide, or merely likely henbane, as this is a Tudor Court we have here, and you would have no idea whether that strange taste was poison, or the camel toe in squid and banana jus, smoked over a slow-burning heretic and garnished with ear-wax he'd just artistically arranged o your plate.

Personally, I wouldn't take the risk.

Oh - and he Gets A Face On when he doesn't get everything his own way.

Private chef man?

That's the one Fekko

I admit I did feel a bit sorry for Ryan - but you know, doesn't like spices

He was on the verge of tears though, and it was sad.

Does anyone else think he's lost weight over these few weeks, or is it just my drunken perception? He seemed thinner from the off this week.

I think he looked like he had lost weight Schaden. It won't have done his business any harm to have appeared on MC despite not going through.

Well I've gone right off AoF anyway. I thought he was pretty good until that dessert but I think he was trying to be far too clever. If I'm having a dessert then it's a treat and I want the works.

Well said Ropsley - desserts contains sugar, cream, chocolate, fruit, meringue, caramel, etc etc etc

Vegetables do NOT feature in a dessert. EVVAH!

I'm just catching up. I'm MICE, the building is proper nice... They sell it as being a massive plus for membership, though tbh as I live in Somerset it's not like I can just drop in.

Ah, see, Ropsley, that's where we differ. I can't eat sugar or carby things, but I'd still like a pud occasionally, so I like AoF's food. I'd have had that pud, without a second's hesitation. Actually, given a decent Lottery win, I'd have AoF on my payroll

The thing is though, maple syrup is sugar. He was being all sanctimonious about his dessert being healthy but maple syrup is no better for you than sugar.

You're absolutely right, of course. I missed that bit... Damn. Have to find another private chef then... Hey ho.

AoF is an arse. End of.

If Louisa or Steven wins, I will be happy.

[settles in]

I have wine