Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

[fourquenelles]

It's here

Is that squid ink in Ryan's stuff?

SQUID INK!!!

What's with the scales? It's like Fanny craddock's party salmon circa 1967.

I’ve never disliked a contestant as much as AoF

It's like Fanny craddock's party salmon circa 1967

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Any minute now the prawn cocktail starter and the black forest gateau desert will come out . . .

Oh good. I'm glad that feedback was for him.

Awww look at his ikkle face!

Good man Craig

Would never occur to me to wrap a carrot in chicken skin

Nasturtium leaves. I have gone off Leo

Leo's dish looks pretty but safe.

Jinx Squoosh.
That's Craig in. ☺️
That purée is grey.

Shuttup Greg(g)

Poor Leo

He has got in with a bad crowd here four

Fish not cooked yessssss

Piss off Ryan

Black forest gateau is one of my favourite things ever.

Cuttlefish bolognese does not sell the dish to me.

Raw fish! Goodbye Ryan. Leo gets lucky.

That looks hideous. I bet that's what the remains of the Wicked Witch looked like under the house.

Sous vide - what do you expect

Raw fish! Bye no spice Ryan.

Mwa ha ha at 'raw fish'!

And Marcus' eyes are flashing with barely controlled rage. Mmmm mmm.

Marcus was very ‘teachery’

Black forest gateau is one of my favourite things ever.

Me too!

I'm surprised he managed not to cry - I actually feel sorry for him.

Sean's ramped up the sexy sultry voice over tonight
"three way" wibble.