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Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

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fourquenelles · 30/11/2017 20:28

It's here

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squoosh · 07/12/2017 20:36

MAPLE SYRUP IS BLOODY SUGAR

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fourquenelles · 07/12/2017 20:36

What? Jerusalem artichokes for pudding? Farty fart pants.

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GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2017 20:36

"I invented it". Well. Yes. Joyless food. None of the stuff that makes food amazing.

Taffeta · 07/12/2017 20:36

Left field blah wank

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/12/2017 20:37

Have you had an advance view of his menu Taff?

Taffeta · 07/12/2017 20:37

Jerusalem artichoke pudding

Imagine Gregg’s farts

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/12/2017 20:37

Vega, dairy free, gluten free, sugar free.
You forgot fun free.
With added Jerusalem artichokes.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/12/2017 20:38

In spite of four's warning, I still froze inhorror when I saw Greg(g)

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/12/2017 20:38

Taff!

I didn't think it was possible to lower the tone further.

But you have,

Well done, that wumman. Grin

Taffeta · 07/12/2017 20:39

[bows]

squoosh · 07/12/2017 20:40

fawdy minnets, aweright.

Gobshite.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/12/2017 20:40

SO - GREG(G) WAS DELIVERING THE ARTICHOKE WAGON TODAY.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/12/2017 20:40

Ooo Leo's looks....bland.

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2017 20:40

I can never remember that his name is Tom. He doesn't look like one to me.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/12/2017 20:41

Sorry - didn't mean to shout. Blush

squoosh · 07/12/2017 20:41

'haunted by a sweetbread'

sounds like a headline from Take a Break.

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2017 20:41

Blackcurrants.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/12/2017 20:42

He doesn't Grouchy

Thomas - yes.

Tom - no.

Geofric de Mandeville - definitely

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fourquenelles · 07/12/2017 20:42

squoosh Grin

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squoosh · 07/12/2017 20:42

Ryan needs to bugger off.

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fourquenelles · 07/12/2017 20:42

Ryan is soooooooo boring

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Taffeta · 07/12/2017 20:43

Ryan’s scales are falling away

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fourquenelles · 07/12/2017 20:43

Come on Leo I want to see a magnificent presentation.

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GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2017 20:43

Two lots of fish with scales! That is a funny coincidence/sign of little imagination.

squoosh · 07/12/2017 20:43

They're all going for a very 1970s presentation tonight.