Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

[fourquenelles]

It's here

MAPLE SYRUP IS BLOODY SUGAR

What? Jerusalem artichokes for pudding? Farty fart pants.

"I invented it". Well. Yes. Joyless food. None of the stuff that makes food amazing.

Left field blah wank

Have you had an advance view of his menu Taff?

Jerusalem artichoke pudding

Imagine Gregg’s farts

Vega, dairy free, gluten free, sugar free.
You forgot fun free.
With added Jerusalem artichokes.

In spite of four's warning, I still froze inhorror when I saw Greg(g)

Taff!

I didn't think it was possible to lower the tone further.

But you have,

Well done, that wumman.

[bows]

fawdy minnets, aweright.

Gobshite.

SO - GREG(G) WAS DELIVERING THE ARTICHOKE WAGON TODAY.

Ooo Leo's looks....bland.

I can never remember that his name is Tom. He doesn't look like one to me.

Sorry - didn't mean to shout.

'haunted by a sweetbread'

sounds like a headline from Take a Break.

Blackcurrants.

He doesn't Grouchy

Thomas - yes.

Tom - no.

Geofric de Mandeville - definitely

squoosh

Ryan needs to bugger off.

Ryan is soooooooo boring

Ryan’s scales are falling away

Come on Leo I want to see a magnificent presentation.

Two lots of fish with scales! That is a funny coincidence/sign of little imagination.

They're all going for a very 1970s presentation tonight.