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Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

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fourquenelles · 30/11/2017 20:28

It's here

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fourquenelles · 05/12/2017 20:56

You rebel OhWhat

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 05/12/2017 20:56

Shut UP, Greg(g)

Biggreygoose · 05/12/2017 20:56

I just worry that Louisa has peaked already

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 05/12/2017 20:56

They did before.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 05/12/2017 20:58

Chris has been hard done by for not putting more quail out.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 05/12/2017 20:58

YES!!!!

Sorry to lose Big Chris and the Littlest Vampire, but I think it was the right choice.

Halsall · 05/12/2017 20:58

Ah, sorry for the the big guy. Not quite so sorry for the poisoner.

fourquenelles · 05/12/2017 20:58

Louisa has got to stop throwing everything at her dishes. She needs to be a bit more minimal..

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TheLegendOfBeans · 05/12/2017 20:58

That bit about “go with your heads held high”

Proper got me that did

—I’m 8 weeks post partum guys—

ilovesooty · 05/12/2017 20:59

I'm going to miss tomorrow 😪

SchadenfreudePersonified · 05/12/2017 20:59

Can hardly wait till tomorrow!

fourquenelles · 05/12/2017 21:00

Hmm if the "perfect" was for AoF I think Marcus has a boy crush.

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Halsall · 05/12/2017 21:00

I'll miss Thursday, sooty Sad

ilovesooty · 05/12/2017 21:00

Keep the commentary going!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 05/12/2017 21:00

Oh! There, there, Beans

fourquenelles · 05/12/2017 21:00

Where is squoosh when she is needed?

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ilovesooty · 05/12/2017 21:01

Oh Halsall that's sad.

myrtleWilson · 05/12/2017 21:01

is anyone else reading "shut up Greg(g)" with a Family Guy voice?

My best ever Masterchef was the time we inadvertently watched it with subtitles - they actually tried to differentiate the different noises Greg(g) made - "Greg(g) guffaws, Greg(g) haws Greg(g) neighs like a donkey..."

SchadenfreudePersonified · 05/12/2017 21:02

Yes four

I think he could put a cow-pat on a plate, still steaming, and get a starry-eyed response from the two M's

GrouchyKiwi · 05/12/2017 21:03

Aw, congrats on your tiny baby, Beans.

myrtle That is both amazing and terrifying.

Hooray Louisa and wee Craig. Sorry to lose Chris.

rabbitsdontlayeggs · 05/12/2017 21:23

I like Craig, but he reminds me of a dairylea triangle Hmm

SchadenfreudePersonified · 05/12/2017 21:29

Not as tastyRabbits.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/12/2017 20:02

Are you sitting comfortably?

Then we'll begin!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/12/2017 20:03

I should go on this.

I could provide both being a wumman, and having a beard . . . Grin

Halsall · 06/12/2017 20:04

I shouldn't be here tonight, but I am.....