Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

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It's here

Fucking hate deconstructed crap

@schaden great minds!

No Louisa, don't deconstruct!

Let's hope Graham Young doesn't slip some thallium in.

Mmmmm - nothing like a heavy metal poison used in the manufacture of optical lenses with a high refractive index to really lift a plate

I rather like Chris and his big, kindly, old-fashioned nose face. I like the sound of his dish too.

That is very brown

Wot? No squirt cream?

High praise indeed!

I am now about 5 minutes behind because children.

That's less than half a plate Chris.

Just no.

He's always scratching at himself though. His meals must be full of desquamated skin flakes

Taxi for Chris I’d say

Doorstep Evangelist, I mean - not Big Chris/

He looks as though bad feedback will resulting throats being torn out

Funnily enough, that has now rather put me off, Schaden

It's not an attractive looking pudding either/

Hope it tastes as good as it looks - I would love the Wumman through.

This is a tough one to call. Craig will go through, not sure about the rest.

Greg(g) ignored again.

Craig and Louisa I think. Shame to lose Chris though.

Craig and Louisa I think.

Think Craig and Louisa go through.

Graham Young to go. Not sure who else, v difficult. I'm afraid probably Big Chris.

Snap four

This is so tight. The poisoner is gone, but...I think three will go through.