Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

[fourquenelles]

It's here

Schaden

Louisa is now my favourite, being a fan of rugby and dissing football when saying so.

Lols Schaden I have my frozen Mars Bar to ward off the peckishness and I'm ready for beardy action.

Hiya Halsall

Hey fourq. I've ducked out of a social occasion because I prefer to spend my evening with you lot

That’s dedication @halsall

Don't blame you Halsall - Fine Dining (by proxy) and fine company.

Who could ask for more?

And it appears to be a Gregg-free zone

Where's the spuds?

Believe me, you chaps and MC are going to be a lot more laffs

Unless they are going to use his head for rugby practice later on

I like this episode. It's a good idea, and obvs the No Gregg is glorious.

Plus rugby players.

Also think I like everyone on this team, even old Murder Eyes on dessert.

Hey!

Louisa's not letting the grass grow is she? Giving orders, butchering corpses - and cool as a cucumber.

GO WUMMAN!

Indeed - Rugby players . . . (mind, I haven't watched rugby since the Pontypool Front Row was the most feared trio in Christendom . . .)

When I was a lass Tonka was a toy truck

Louisa is a natural leader.

Go Louisa!

Bumface Carling hasn't worn ell

God when people who are considerably younger than me start to look old I must look like methuselah

*well, not ell

Bastard autocockup!

Monica stealing the lobster.

Louisa is definitely in charge here

Yes, four. Tonka trucks are so cool.

And you get a bright yellow plastic safety hat.

Oooooh! He's pretty!

Only an English person would talk about drop kicks being great at the end of a match.