Corrie Thread - I've seen lace with fewer holes than the current plots - NO SPOILERS PLEASE

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Surely Phelan will have to get his comeuppance by Christmas?

Mind you, I hope Anna gets sent to prison too.

I haven't watched this in ages but saw a bit of it tonight... When did David suddenly get hot?

I was annoying my dd tonight with utterings of "PATHETIC" all the way through it. It actually angers me now, the acting, and the storylines are unbelievably bad. Anna skulking about on the run from the police, Chesney and his gurning face, Fizz and her annoying expressionless face......and the storylines, a kid could write better.

I thought Ches was having a panic attack at the end or it could've been a bit of heavy breathing. His hair suddenly looks like a bowl on his head.

I had to rewind a few times to watch Chesney smack himself with the brick, I couldn't figure out if he did it on purpose or not.

Good point about Anna getting into the flat, wonder how she did it.

When did David suddenly get hot?

Glad I’m not the only one thinking this!! What did they do to him? It must be the tan. When he first got the beard he looked ridiculous. He reminds me of an animated character I can’t quite put finger on. But tonight he looked good!

And yes to chesneys weird Lego hair!

Whats going on with those two little girls do you think?

I thought are first he had got dizzy and hit the wall. That had to seriously hurt. You just know the wedding isn’t going happen. Has anyone checked is that Easter weekend?

Not like Daniel going move out Street with family living there. He will just find a new magic job. Anna’s is free at cafe- he could get lots stories and serve tea the same time.

Did I miss where have Brian and Roy gone together? Isn’t what’s her name newphew also supposed to be living there?

Is the pub baby going to just come home One day? Don’t they have pay a lot of her expenses? It’s been very drama free so far they only met her once or twice. That’s never going smooth.

Lol at prison guard not noticing Anna had done a runner. Craig did I fab job though slightly bending his unbendable job ethic. Mind you think what he did was pleasable surely work would not think was plan. Perfectly reasonable think to ask

He reminds me of an animated character I can’t quite put finger on. But tonight he looked good!

fancy! Who is that? Did you draw it?

How would a small child set fire to a trampoline anyway, it wouldn't be easy surely. If it was one of them my money is on Hope. I have warmed to Daniel recently, I can't understand what he sees in moany Sinead though.

Funnily enough I was thinking about the trampoline too. How inflammable would it be? I would think it might be quite difficult to ignite. Surely someone could come up with a better storyline if they want to create tension between Fizz and Tyrone and the girls.
For my sins I spent most of the night dreaming about Fizz and Ruby.

when i was younger I couldn't have figured out how to work a lighter. all that friction with your fingers kind of thing to ignite it.

Glad they didn't show rana and Kate at it again in Michelles flat. They luckly just left it to our imagination.

I wonder if it will all come out at Xmas?

If not Christmas then the very grim story that’s coming next month will alienate many viewers.

I've given up watching and only keep up via this thread

The Phelan Anna crap finished me off

No ones due to give birth which is unusual

If Donny fancies David, I might as well admit that I find Tyrone easy on the eye right now

I miss the old days of witty repartee and comedy moments. I miss the normal everyday problems that were talked about and put to rights. Now its all ridiculous storylines that few can relate to.

We will not be watching the grim storyline thats coming up. I know it happens. I just dont want it as my entertainment.

Actually there is a lot on Corrie that I would rather not have as entertainment come to that.

The grim storyline is going to be my last straw. I wonder if there’s some mad reason ITV wants to kill it off? Surely it’s a cash cow?

All the viewer complaints don’t seem to making a dent in their approach.

If Donny fancies David, I might as well admit that I find Tyrone easy on the eye right now blush

come join me on the shameful crush bench cloudy

David looks much better with a beard. I think he's gained a little weight too.

That's it, you sit on the shameful crush bench and I will stay here on the sexy crush sofa