MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

[Halsall]

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I would never have thought of putting pork crackling with fish

She is very clever. Good stuff.

I think she's 22.

Thank Christ Gregg isn't here - he would be slavering over her embarrassingly - he was bad enough before

All tonight's dinners look like the kind of things rich people would get their chefs to cook when they're trying to shed a few pounds.

Popping candy? That's way too unsophisticated for her!

Can't talk -now I wish Gregg WAS here - can we post some to him?

Jesus Marcus your what is swelling?

Her dessert doesn't look a patch on the choccie thing the last guy did.

Very pretty and colourful food. I'd be happy to pay good money for Louisa's food.

Gregg should be there for the numbing stuff.

I have to admit that I would eat three times the portion-size they have here (but then I don't get four dinners).

What a shame - they don't like it. Even Marcus and Monica are doubtful

Yes sooty, they could try locking him in a vat of it overnight

I wish Cherish was on this

Electric on ma palet

Ah, she might have fallen there. Alas.

Why do they keep going on about big heads age but not plait girl?

There's no way she's going home, though, surely?

Still reckon the privateer is gone.

Privateer to go. Although Louisa isn't learning to rein it in.

I would get rid of the Privateer. They are all fab but I think he's the weakest.

Louisa isn't going. they love her.

Privateer. Wenchychefbot needs to have another chance

I hope it is the privateer leaving.

Back to sailing the seven seas with you me lad.

Yep! Sad but it's Nature's Way.

Oh, good. That almost makes up for Sayan. Almost.