Masterchef-The Professionals

[MyfanwyMontez]

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

Christ - Gregg is worse than a geography teacher invigilating

Catherine Cookson, young squoosh. A saga.

Aha, the samphire truck has returned!

How lovely to hear Sean Pertwee's sexifying tones once more.

Catherine Cookson's epic opuses about the Mallen family who had the streak squoosh Was filmed in the late 1970s I think.

Comedy squoosh?

It was a dramatic heartfelt story of folks in the brutal mining villages of t' North East.

Oh that's hilarious Halsall. They look like they should be in a League of Gentlemen sketch,

"Sexifying" - best word EVER

Is that lamb not raw?

Mead. I love a bit gallon or two of mead. Never tried it in a sauce with fish though.

Daniel is a gonna.

This lad looks like a drunk the morning after getting an ear-bashing from his Mam.

Daniel certainly hasn't covered himself in glory today, poor chap.

Oh I've never tried mead. I'd love to though. I'd but on some bosom displaying wenche's gown and get drunk and rowdy with some lovely young poppinjay.

a dramatic heartfelt story of folks in the brutal mining villages of t' North East.

About what happens when a poor miner finds true love with a badger!

Only way to drink it squoosh. In fact my local wont serve it unless I have my bosom on display and a popinjay at my shoulder. It can also be over 17% proof so not for the faint of heart.

Suresh has the sense not to be swayed by Knackerpant's Gregg's fulsome praise

squoosh
I absolutely love Mr Pertwee's "sexifying" tones too!

Ooof, sounds right up my street four!

About what happens when a poor miner finds true love with a badger!

`the love that dare not speak its name

We had a bottle of mead given to us once. We tried to get rid of it by palming it off as a raffle prize at some village event and since then it's been circling in some weird limbo, never quite settling at any one house for long before being offered up again in desperation.

Squoosh I found mead disappointing. And weird.

Oh gawd effing dog has put his head on the remote so I missed the last contestant grrrr.

You can go off people Grouchy send all stray mead my way please.

Don't agree with Gregg, Monica! It will only encourage him

Ah, Jamie. Half-man, half-badger.