Masterchef-The Professionals

[MyfanwyMontez]

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

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Fuck off Gregg, you patronising git!

Oh Alan looks a little dodge....

BEEEEEEEAAAAARD!!!!!!

Excellent. Chapuis, the French ambassador.

Alan's beard doesn't count!

It's a Van Dyke

Hooray! It's Dr Dee for our Tudor court.

Beard AND Tatts. Proper

French Ambassador

Alan hangs out in S&M clubs doesn't he? Although, he probably goes by the name Dr Horsewhip instead of Alan.

You win Halsall. That's a good call. Don't think he's going to last though.

Oh - ok Halsall - I had forgotten Chapuys

Still a shite beard, though.

( I thought he said 220 as well Minoca)

I am way behind here so will try catch up in a bit(to impress Judge Gregg Wallace).

'Eeee eees vair nairvoosss

This dude doesn’t know how to handle a peach..

Oops...

I can see Craig as a member of the Tudor Court.

Oh o! We have a member of the French Court here cocking it up.

You could be right squoosh - and Dr Horsewhip has burned his meringue

He will never dare return across the channel again.

WTAF is that he’s produced,,,,

New thread link please Halsall

In case it's time for the new thread at this critical point in English-French culinary relations.....

HERE

Oh dear, Alan. These pesky Brits & Kiwis and their tricksy tasks.

Plus - should he not be "Alain"?

I feel cheated!

NEW THREAD folks

He did say 220.
A private yacht? Blimey.