Masterchef-The Professionals

[MyfanwyMontez]

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

Those cabbage leaf orbs look like something from a 1970s cookbook

Fifth Beard Stephven through

Risk paid off

Clever boy

I want to taste that - it just looks lovely

Halsall he's a law unto himself this series

You don't have to have a beard to cook here, but........

.......er, actually, you do.

Room o Beards

Goodbye my liege.

Trademark that concept asap Taffeta

Hell's teeth and God's wounds not Lord Alexander! 😠

Verily I will miss you my Tudor Lord.

Saw that coming, but I would have liked to keep all of them for our TUDOR EXTRAVAGANZA.

Still - we have three right royal Tudors and a Tudor Boy Who Keeps The Hounds - could be a lot worse.

Where's my Jay?

Sitwell has put on a bit of timber. He's looking almost human.

four I hate to break it to you but there's no Jay tonight 😑

🐻

X post 😅😅

He was obviously too much of a Tudor King for this lot and has stepped aside to give the Princes a chance squoosh

Chocolate overload today - lucky, lucky critics.

Lots of fish, too. Does the show have its own trawler?

Leo doesn't let me down with sea herbs. It was my suggestion for what is in this year I think.

What the fuck has Sitwell done to his hair

He's becoming a Mallen, Taffeta. We remarked on this last week

Where's the carbs to soak that lot up?

Cauliflower is The Thing this year

And Beards, obvs

I wondered that too Taffeta

Also there is a minor verbal skirmish I see - Choritho v Choreezo . . .

And Choritso

Any advice on Choritso?

(Parker-Bowles is a twat isn't he?)

Tim Nice But Dim is a wee bit of a wanker is he not?

Sitwell has gone mad with the volumising hair mousse. Probs borrowed his 15 yo girlfriends Extra Strong Hold VO5