Masterchef-The Professionals

[MyfanwyMontez]

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

X post Schaden glad you agree lolz

Mallen?

I think there are a few correct pronunciations for chorizo across the Spanish speaking world. I stick with choreeso and refuse to get into any choreetho-ing.

Oh, dear . . .

I don't think I'd want to see Tom howling at the moon.

I would like the record to state that I do not fancy Tom Parker Bowles.

Mallen Streak by Catherine Cookson is about a ruthless 19th century Northumberland Squire Thomas Mallen of Highbank hall, who has a genetic white streak in his hair and fathers numerous illegitimate children, who inherit the trait and live tainted lives

And make love with badgers in the moonlight

I think the list of people who do would be a very short one, squoosh.

There is something of the John Selwyn Gummer about him - is teeth, I think

Glad I asked 🤣

The wild garlic sauce is a bit snottish.

Who can resist a seductively moonlit badger?

Marcus and Monica seem much more impressed than those ungrateful bastards the critics.

Tim Nice But Dim also eats like Nanny is going to take his plate away from him at any second

Indeed Schaden. They're a bit scratchy but also very vigorous lovers.

Tim Nice But Dim also eats like Nanny is going to take his plate away from him at any second

YES!

Foul

That seating area where they wait after they've delivered their food is very Tudor-y isn't it?

Stephven through

I like Leo

Tim Nice But Dim also eats like Nanny is going to take his plate away from him at any second

I had just remarked to Mr Schden that TPB holds his fork and shovels his food in like a four-year old frightened that his big brother will pinch his dinner.

Taffeta a series of novels by Catherine Cookson, later a TV series. Sitwell appears to be cultivating the streak but the Mallens would sneer at him as a soft Southerner and give him a good duffing-up, I feel fairly certain.

Bad cover art:

Tracey is so nice and friendly to the chefs. The other two twerps are more 'serve me, you oik'

I think Leo might have had it.

Noooo!

I love Leo - He his Henry VIII - we need him for the set.

Poor Leo 😞