Masterchef-The Professionals

[MyfanwyMontez]

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

Duck a la Jo Malone

This boy is very shiny. He's like a junior Matt Smith.
Is that fucking duck -AGAIN? With lavender. Boaky boaky boak.

Was that last guy introduced as the "head chef". Wow, they were remarkably gentle with him for serving that hunk of duck.

I heart Monica, but I liked her best when she was mean with expressive eyebrows.

we all wish you were still a greengrocer Greg.

This lad looks like he's had major brain surgery from the scar.

Aha soo vee makes it's appearance.

squoosh😀
He really is a wordsmith isn't he?

Greg turning up the snark there.

*smarm.

Bollocks. You can never have too much apple with pork

Don’t see the Marcus Waring thing 😬
Smug beyond belief , and looks like a drowned badger

Interesting presentation from Gareth.

I don't think Pedro's long for this competition.

Farewell then unhappy Pedro...

Crikey overnight don't bring down the wrath of squoosh

(love the drowned badger description)

Bye bye Pedro.

Cod in dishwater. Yum.

Smear alert! Smear alert!

Popcorn in my pudding? no m8

overnightangel he does look a bit drowned badger-y tonight

They are a shower aren't they? Actually, greggs right (slap me) Octavias looked like a kids pudding made into a face.
Why put celery cress, whatever the fuck that is, on chocolate? Only decent dish.

I’m sure once they’ve filmed the entire series they spend an entire day just filming close ups of Greg in a room on his own going variations of 😕🤔😬🤓🙄😧😣😟etc!

Greg is actually a Conehead. (80's film reference for any young 'ins).
Nobody has really impressed tonight. Hasta la vista Pedro.

Stuart also looks like a serial killer.

Marcus really stumbles over the word "fabulous"

Sorry @squoosh

Octavias dessert looks like mr tumble