Masterchef-The Professionals

[MyfanwyMontez]

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

squoosh

squoosh I don't know if you have any familiarity with Coronation St at all, but visions of Phelan and his cellar spring irresistibly to mind when I envisage you and Marcus

All the face-pulling is affecting my karmic balance here.

I like pink duck but I prefer it not to still be flying around the room.

I spoke too soon!

Halsall I am a lady Phelan, with less florid skin.

And my cellar has more soft furnishings.

There is no meat tastier than duck!

He’s scratching his beard. Maybe he’s hiding some cherries in it

That duck is still quacking.

Sad music. That was well awful

Aaaand I'm backin the room. (Quiz cancelled)
I see Monica's been at the bleach bottle in honour. (Looks good)
And the gurning grocer is still here.
This guys a bit shit innee?

I wish he would stop scratching his beard.Reminds me of Vic and Bob's Ponderers.

This constant exchanging of urgent glances laden with meaning is getting on my tits now, frankly

What ho OhWhat with one exception so far they have all been crap unless you like raw duck.

I've forgotten to spit bile about Gregg. How remiss of me.

Gregg, you're an insufferable wanker and I hope you perish under a tsunami of rotten cauliflowers.

That looked like ox tail!

Fuck me, there's an awful waste of duck occurring. Chinese five spice (😧) and cream. Cold pan. Criminal waste of food.

Greg(g)'s head is getting pointier at the top.

Almost like an (Gr)Egg?

Poor old Gregg - slim pickings on the laydee front for him tonight. Octavia’d eat him for breakfast

OhWhat I agree! All that lovely duck being pissed about with. FFS.

Dh and I have just realised that Octavia talks like one of the princesses (Beatrice & Eugenie) in 'The Windsors'.

TheAnswerPrancer tish boom!

'you have a confidence like far bigger than your age'

He's so eloquent.

Wait, what? Will 22.

I thought he was a YTS