Masterchef-The Professionals

[MyfanwyMontez]

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

Hmmm, where do I put my name down for that care home?

First one seems to know what he's doing.

Taking to next level ker Ching

'It wasn't whipped enough'

Oh Marcus.

Patronising sod that Wallace grrrr

I'm not even joking but I switched on the telly, caught a glimpse of gormless Gregg and got an excruciating cramp in my calf muscle.

Obviously only just managing to control the urge to kick the telly through the wall whenever Gregg is on. sqoosh

Poor Suresh.

Oh no.....poor man

Will Gregggg Wallace just FUCK OFF please.

Patronising twat.

Thank you.

That must be it Schaden

It might be worth a broken TV and a a broken foot to give him a virtual kick though...

Oh dear

Poor bloke.

Lovely Marcus

Have given up trying to watch yesterday's and catch u with your comments on today's. Am watching :live: now and will watch the first episode later.

I can't stand missing out on the opportunity to enjoy the Gregg-bashing

And Greggggggg earns his money as the talking clock again. I would smack him in the kisser if I was there.

Gregg proving time and time again that the only applicable knowledge he has is telling the fucking time. Hectoring arsehole.

I'm about 10 minutes behind because DC wanted me to blow the bad dreams from his head and blow in good ones. Did I just have to blow Greg?

Oh no! Salt instead of sugar. Ninny.

Gregg - quite a bit of "sou" but not a lot of "ffle" - oh how very hilarious!

Oh dear poor Daniel. So full of confidence. So misplaced.

Is there a salt bowl there to confuse him?

It's pretty much pointless, this round, isn't it? Just ritual humiliation, basically.

Let's laugh at the aspiring chefs as they make total fools of themselves on national television, and probably get sacked when they go back to their jobs.

What strange hair!

Blowing in good dreams - that's lovely Myfanwy

However I am not blowing Greggggggggg even if he was the last man on the planet

Why did the GurningGrocer feel the need to interrupt him to tell him/her was plenty of time? Wanker!