Masterchef-The Professionals

[MyfanwyMontez]

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

Why do few wummans?

Hurrah, someone who's not a white man!

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That's how we say it in NZ, Taffeta. It's the one vowel we don't turn into a schwa.

Cheffing does seem to be mainly a blokes' game. Lots of women probably ditch it quite young as it's so incompatible with having kids. And men don't need to worry about that as much cos of the patriarchy innit.

Pah.

Ok not an affectation then. She’s forgiven.

Don't think of them as dimples . . . . think of them as face craters.

How DARE Gregg pretend he knows what he is talking about?

I haven't said it yet today, so just have to tell Greg to fuck right off with his patronising tone and godawful facial expression.

Love Steven’s laugh!!!!

Stephen could join yesterday's Tudor men as a page. Or maybe a court jester.

Another chubby, bearded bloke - my favourite kind of bloke chef.

Same as Oz, and yo gurt.
You can tell the ones they like, like her, because they are nice to her.
Young Henry viii.

Face craters. Yes. You have solved the problem beautifully, Schaden.

Stev/phen is going to look like Santa when he gets old.

I love dimples too but so repulsed am I by the gormless one that I've never even noticed that he has them.

SHUT UP GREGG!!!!!!!

It looks like it's about to hatch

Oh that sad little spring onion!

A raviolo.

I have never heard the singular before.

Aww.

SHUTUP GREGGGGGGG

DH is a twat about Italian words and singular vs plural. He orders a "panino" and I want to smack him every time.

The spring onion is lonesome indeed. Especially sad as they grow in happy bunches.

We need Stev/phen to complete our Tudors - I hope he does well next round.

It seems true to separate them Kiwi

Another gregg clone. 27-tough paper round.
Also, Schadenfreude, panino.

*cruel, not true.