Masterchef-The Professionals

[MyfanwyMontez]

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

I think Steven is an early candidate for the Locker of Shame.

Did Marcus call the Italian woman 'babe' or did I mishear ?
Lot of beardy chefs this year (sucking up to the grey beardy one?)
No idea why Greg is looking surprised at the idea of shoving a whole prawn - head, tail and all - in his mouth, I imagine he normally stands in the sea with his gob open waiting for them to swim in.

Note made re "panino?

Fuck off Gregg. You're so insecure about not being in Thursday's show that you have to blabber constantly through tonight's.

Like those bloody repulsive deep-sea angler fish Kirri

To be fair it must be absolutely terrifying with those three all standing there watching you plus a camera crew in your face and presumably a director shouting orders to them as well.

David has a nice smiley face mind - I like that.

I imagine he normally stands in the sea with his gob open waiting for them to swim in.

😅

Similar to his seduction technique on Twitter.

Hang on-Marcus said not to worry about presentation.
Another Tudor cheff.

Another Tudor contender - the Master of the Dungeon, I think.

cross post Fuckery - Great minds and all that

Please do well Ben.

FUCK OFF GREG.

It's like he can't hear us or something.

Oh dear Health And Safety rears its ugly head

Oh dear, Health And Safety rears its ugly head

Ears full of the sound of his own voice Sweetbitter

I love that the judges seem to think that they're helping these people out by telling them not to be nervous. Has telling someone not to be nervous EVER done anything except made them more nervous?

Ben looks friendly. I like Ben. He's probably Henry VIII's jester or something. Master of the Royal Bed Pan. You'd want someone friendly for that job.

They need to rethink that round it goes on way too long

Hello all, any chance of a quick summary so far?

We went out for a 'quick' meal and the main course took an HOUR to arrive. Then it was lukewarm. It wouldn't have pleased Marcus, I can tell you.

Been quite a few this year that have very little idea of basic hygiene rules (such as don't rub raw meat/fish all over everything/ don't use the same board for chopping everything) makes me never want to eat in a restaurant again.

I want a haircut like Monica's, it's nice and spiky.

Hello Halsall! well you'll never believe it but there has been a lot Gregg yelling 'clock is ticking mate' 'only three mins left' 'you're running out of time'. And lots of crappy pasta dishes.

Gregg must have been told to fuck off so many times in real life, that you'd think he'd just say it to himself by now.

Thanks, squoosh. Just skimmed the posts so far and I see more beards and more Tudors. We'll have the cast of Wolf Hall by the time they've finished.

Richard's accent is glorious and I can nearly understand what he's saying.