Masterchef-The Professionals

[MyfanwyMontez]

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

Those prawns look scary.

That's right Monica - give Gregg a warning verbal slap.

I love prawns, but I hate to see them prepared because it makes me think about them too much.

I love tagliatelle. It's my favourite!

I know what you mean Kiwi. They are the cockroaches of the sea.

Grouchy what melancholic thoughts do you have about prawns? 😅

Monica is itching to correct Marcus' pronunciation of "tagliatelle". I assume anyway, her being married to an Italian and all.

I love pasta but one of my children won't eat it so I hardly ever cook it. I can't handle my 5 year old rejecting the food I make.

Oh, God! He's touching Monica!

Thank you so much Gregg, for stating the bleeding obvious!

squoosh I just think about them floating around, innocently being bottom feeders, and then suffering the indignity of having their intestinal tracts removed in front of millions of people.

Gregg's face - what a patronising twat!

You have the soul of a prawny poet Grouchy 🍤

See - I think of prawns sitting outside sewage outlet pipes, greedily scoffing the delights of the world's bowels.

Bottom feeders

The other night nigella did prawns-she didnt de vein them!
I used to go prawning in my yoof in Australia. Didn't like them then though.

I hope this tastes as good as it looks - I think it looks luvverley!

I'm going to put that in my CV, squoosh.

SHUTTUP GREGG!

Shut up Gregg you tedious time bleater.

Gregg is the literal worst. I can't even with him.

Marcus has a fivehead.

I want to kill Monica for saying paaaaaasta. So annoying

A wumman!

YAY

The worst thing about Gregg is that he has dimples and I always find them disarming, and then I have to remind myself it's GREGG WALLACE and he needs to not be gone.

I bet Claudia doesn't fuck about 💪🏼

Fucksake, fingers. Needs to be gone.