Masterchef-The Professionals

[MyfanwyMontez]

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

Haha Grouchy once again you and I are in tune

Aaaaaw! He looks like a puppy that's just been kicked.

It's battle of the beardies

Oh Jordan. You'll have grown into your face by the time you're 50.

Has anyone walked out and just kept walking straight on to the street, I wonder? Maybe Alexander should consider it.

Poor Jason. I wonder if he's seen a cod head before?

I feel sorry for Alexander. Three of them standing over you and interviewing you while you're cooking in a competition is hard. Same for all of them of course, but timing mistakes are inevitable.

Jordan doh

Is he taking the throat out?

Oooh.

Interesting.

Cod omelette ?!?!?!?!

Beignets. Bingo. Or.........cod omelette?

What's he Doing? No one wants to see a dissected cod head.

Cod omelette. VOM.

four Mind meld in process.

They all look scared . . . and mildly horrified

They're appalled by the omelette. He may as well have said he was going to take his willy out and balance the cod cheeks on the tip.

Cod omelette. Good lord. That's disgusting.

And the ritual humiliation continues. It's like the Hunger Games with added food.

Don't blame them not trying it but where is their sense of adventure?

Dammit, Jordan, don't make me feel sorry for you after that disaster.

Gregg is such a bastard! "There's no way I'm eating this" - that's his bloody job - eating all of the muck put in front of him

God squoosh you have a way with words

Come on Joe - you can do it.

Why do they all find a fish omelette so astounding? No one ever heard of omelette Arnold Bennet? although admittedly the fish there is smoked.

Will no-one think of the cod?