Masterchef-The Professionals

[MyfanwyMontez]

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

I've just realised they spend over two hours doing this round. Fuck that for a joke.

Oh. Board faux pas.

And lots of people eat kippers with a poached egg

Probably longer in real life Grouchy what with lighting and camera angles and "Could you just look quizzically at each other again please?"

Also see: kedgeree

I think they should have to TRY everything.

That omelette might have been nectar on the tongue for all they know - they never gave it a chance.

Downhill since the first two.

True, four. Even more of a hell no.

Nice quiff, Tom.

Another beard - YAY! (love a beard)

Imagine being in that room with Gregg and not taking the opportunity to whack him around the chops with the dead cod. What a waste.

Highlights his fivehead, that hairdo.

Time for them to bulk-order some beard-snoods, surely

squoosh

I doubt that I could have controlled myself.

Extremely competitive men are so irritating.

It IS an impressive quiff - like Tin-Tin.

And teeth like a vampire

Oooh the pop of those beans was very satisfying

At least theres no clams or fucking samphire. He's doing ok this lad.

Dear God!

I want so much to slap Gregg silly

I like Tom. He seems to know what he is doing.

I get annoyed every time I think of the 'I don't like spices, I don't own spices' chef.

At least that's one not reduced to tears

Monica said shereezo.

That did look nice, I really love broad beans.

Take a deep, calming breath squoosh. Ryan just isn't worth it.

Save your loathing for the Greggster