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Masterchef-The Professionals

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MyfanwyMontez · 07/11/2017 15:40

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

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fourquenelles · 14/11/2017 20:11

Schaden Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2017 20:12

High praise indeed from Gregg for his twin brother

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2017 20:13

Henry VIII with a man bun.

MontyPants · 14/11/2017 20:13

Glad I've found a masterchef chat! Hi!
Distracted by this bloke's man bun though

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2017 20:13

Henry VIII with a man bun.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2017 20:14

Hi Monty - we posted almost simultaneously about the same man bun

fourquenelles · 14/11/2017 20:14

Why no face pube hammock? It must moult.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2017 20:14

Not sure why mine is here twice though . . . Hmm

GrouchyKiwi · 14/11/2017 20:15

He took off the flavoured bit. People are weird.

Halsall · 14/11/2017 20:15

Those cod cheeks will have to be found with a microscope by the time he's finished trimming them

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2017 20:16

"Your cheeks are soft . . ."

We'd all like to hear Gregg murmur those magic words to us, wouldn't we girls Grin

squoosh · 14/11/2017 20:16

I bet Alexander is a secret Earl or Marquis or something.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2017 20:17

He doesn't look as though he is good in the heat of a kitchen

squoosh · 14/11/2017 20:17

He looks like he's stepped out of a Van Dyck painting.

Halsall · 14/11/2017 20:17

Alexander is vair posh

ilovesooty · 14/11/2017 20:17

Lemon emulsion?

GrouchyKiwi · 14/11/2017 20:18

This dude's moustache & hair are hilarious.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2017 20:18

squoosh I wondered that . . . .

And he got the top of the head as well as the cheeks.

fourquenelles · 14/11/2017 20:18

Schaden you are an evil person. I will have to see if squoosh has room in her cellar for you.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 14/11/2017 20:18

Chef patron. Owns a pub.

ilovesooty · 14/11/2017 20:19

Burnt it!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2017 20:19

Mmmm - caramelised hahahahaha

GrouchyKiwi · 14/11/2017 20:19

That's not going so well is it, Alexander. Charcoaled cod's cheeks, anyone?

fourquenelles · 14/11/2017 20:19

Oh dear. Charcoaled cod cheeks.

squoosh · 14/11/2017 20:20

I wouldn't trust anyone in the cellar with Marcus!

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