Masterchef-The Professionals

[MyfanwyMontez]

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

Eyebrow flash!

Jamie - you flirt!

I'm afraid Jay looks rather too much like his late mother for me to feel comfortable about getting, ahem, up close and personal

Squoosh
Yes, he does look a little debauched.

Judges seem like they want to give Ryan the benefit of the doubt in their comments.

What are people's thoughts on critiquing lack of seasoning? Part of me just thinks well there's always salt and pepper on the table, why can't you just season it to your own liking rather than moan about it?

I think the word you are grasping for is filthy Squoosh.
That's bloody lovely.

You are out of luck Ladies - Jay is going to avoid missing anybody (fora while)

*Michel Roux Junior

I actually despise him.*

That's fine, fewer people for me to share him with.

Mimsy wimsy perfectionista Roux, ugh

What? I lust after Michel Roux jnr!!!

Kissing!

FFS autocorrect!

Stupid bold tags not working.

That pudding looks ok, but I'd prefer a proper bowl of crumble.

'filthy', that's the word I was groping around for fuckery

It was going well until foam. Why why why?

You tell 'em Grace!

Well done Jim bob

I’d shag Sitwell

All 3 bloody dogs wanted to go out for a poo at the same time so I missed most of Jamie's. Did he do good?

If pushed, obvs.

That looks interesting

Sous vide then blow torch? What the fuck is wrong with a frying pan and a king's ransom in butter?

banhammer We could make a rota?

So would I . Also Rayner and Roux. And possibly Monica.

I've done cabbage like that before by accident

Sitwell is really creepy and SO pretentious!

I'd go Jay. Sense of humour counts for a lot, Sitwell would be too intense and pretentious.