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Masterchef-The Professionals

999 replies

MyfanwyMontez · 07/11/2017 15:40

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/11/2017 20:32

Pickled potatoes. What the actual?
Chocolate and oregano. I'm going to have a wild guess and say, lord no!

Taffeta · 09/11/2017 20:33

Jay Rayner would put me off this gorgeous food. He makes my skin crawl

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/11/2017 20:34

I never peel asparagus.

Are you supposed to peel asparagus? Or is that only if you are serving it with raw venison?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/11/2017 20:35

Is Sitwell turning into a Mallen?

I noticed that too Halsall - maybe it's contagious.

Taffeta · 09/11/2017 20:35

Pick one:

You have to have one.

Jay Rayner
Gregg
Chris Bus Wanker

fourquenelles · 09/11/2017 20:35

That deer is still munching grass in the forest

MyfanwyMontez · 09/11/2017 20:35

That is practically alive!

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GrouchyKiwi · 09/11/2017 20:35

I cut off the triangle flappy bits (technical term), Schaden, but I don't really cook venison so I don't know if I'm breaking the rules.

I guess I was wrong about Ryan!

sweetbitter · 09/11/2017 20:35

Bingo items so far: charred veg, undercooked meat, pickled everything.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/11/2017 20:35

That.

Looks.

REVOLTING!

Mightybanhammer · 09/11/2017 20:35

Reservoir dogsGrin

fourquenelles · 09/11/2017 20:36

Tafetta Jay and I don't mind not sharing Grin

Halsall · 09/11/2017 20:36

No beignets so far though, sweet

Taffeta · 09/11/2017 20:36

I actually think I’d just jump off the cliff I couldn’t face any of them

squoosh · 09/11/2017 20:36

His spice revelation has brought out the uglier side of my character. I'm delighting in his downfall.

Delighting.

Mightybanhammer · 09/11/2017 20:37

Go thirds on JayGrin

LineysRum · 09/11/2017 20:37

Oh my lord that's rare

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/11/2017 20:37

Can we have a 4th alternative Taffeta

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/11/2017 20:37

That's not raw? It's as raw as my arse.
I loves Jay. (As most ofyou know)
Me thinks Ryan has fecked it up. Puddings pretty.

squoosh · 09/11/2017 20:38

Taffeta easy peasy. I'd go for Jay. I'd get pissed and just go for it. Probably have a good time too. He strikes me as the type of man who likes to administer a spanking.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/11/2017 20:38

Cross-post Taffeta

I've never eaten venison either . . . .

Not have I ever seen golden raspberries

GrouchyKiwi · 09/11/2017 20:39

Grace is being decent today. Damn these people for making me change my mind about them.

Taffeta · 09/11/2017 20:39

4th alternative

Michel Roux Junior

I actually despise him.

Mightybanhammer · 09/11/2017 20:39

Grey stripe looking good.

Mightybanhammer · 09/11/2017 20:40

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