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Masterchef-The Professionals

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MyfanwyMontez · 07/11/2017 15:40

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

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squoosh · 09/11/2017 20:45

oh Taffeta I definitely couldn't shag Shitwell. He looks like a cross between Jacob Rees Mogg and a broom handle.

(and he left his wife for a 25 year old)

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/11/2017 20:45

Gareth is very safe. Nothing exciting.

GrouchyKiwi · 09/11/2017 20:45

Sitwell is only good for target practice, Taffeta.

MyfanwyMontez · 09/11/2017 20:45

Michel Roux Jnr - I would fight you for him . And I'm a wuss!

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Taffeta · 09/11/2017 20:46

Sitwell would need a gag. Out of the rest of them, contestants incl, I’d probs go Monica too.

Mightybanhammer · 09/11/2017 20:46

Tingling Italian fizz. Mmmmm

Taffeta · 09/11/2017 20:46

Oh he did a Rick Stein? Ugh.

squoosh · 09/11/2017 20:47

That souffle looks bloody marvellous.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/11/2017 20:47

Jesus - my mouth is watering here.

MyfanwyMontez · 09/11/2017 20:47

That looks bloody gorgeous!

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GrouchyKiwi · 09/11/2017 20:48

Oh that dessert looks amazing. I want the chocolate custard.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/11/2017 20:48

I Take it back. Id cover jay in that and lick it off.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/11/2017 20:48

Shuttup Marcus.

That's a lovely souffle.

LineysRum · 09/11/2017 20:48

Grace is being ... quite charming Shock

dementedma · 09/11/2017 20:48

Yup,I'm straight but Monica could tempt me otherwise...

Taffeta · 09/11/2017 20:48

Aww ickle Will. Looking dodgy

squoosh · 09/11/2017 20:49

Tbh I'd lick that souffle off of Michael Gove's unmentionables if I had to. It looked that good.

GrouchyKiwi · 09/11/2017 20:49

Wee Will. What a shame.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/11/2017 20:50

I like this woman.

Mightybanhammer · 09/11/2017 20:50

Haa- only way she doesn't like spuds

Taffeta · 09/11/2017 20:51

MICHAEL GOVE?????

Dear Lord

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/11/2017 20:51

Oh poor baby chef. But pickled spuds. Daft boy.

squoosh · 09/11/2017 20:51

There's a reason pickled potatoes aren't a thing.

Mightybanhammer · 09/11/2017 20:51

Wee willy winks good night perhaps?

MyfanwyMontez · 09/11/2017 20:52

Squoosh
Please, have some standards!I thinkI'd rather do Greg's Wink

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