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Masterchef-The Professionals

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MyfanwyMontez · 07/11/2017 15:40

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/11/2017 20:26

I wanted to go as far as I could.
You did mate. Off you pop.
He likes his baby gem this guy.

squoosh · 09/11/2017 20:26

Oh four did you have a funny turn at the sight of Jay's slow-mo swagger?

dementedma · 09/11/2017 20:26

I like Big Gareth

Mightybanhammer · 09/11/2017 20:27

Yum for Ryan's main dish

viques · 09/11/2017 20:27

Oh Chris, putting that you got sent home from master chef in the second round is not going to look THAT good on your CV!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/11/2017 20:27

Bee Pollen?!

Taffeta · 09/11/2017 20:27

Ryan’s got a whole deer leg it seems. BBC budget must’ve gone up

Mightybanhammer · 09/11/2017 20:28

Gareth play safe main course dangerous pudd

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/11/2017 20:28

Mr Crumble sounds like a children's entertainer gone disastrously wrong

Stoppit!!! I can't breathe now.

fourquenelles · 09/11/2017 20:28

I just want to rub his belly squoosh like the great big Buddha belly he is.

Taffeta · 09/11/2017 20:29

Lots of gel in the room

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/11/2017 20:29

Moose for main and mousse for pudding - Ryan lacks imagination, I think.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/11/2017 20:29

Jersey royals - my favourite1

and I hop this is a REAL crumble

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/11/2017 20:30

Hope - not hop

squoosh · 09/11/2017 20:30

four I bet Jay would be most in favour of taking to the bed chamber with a comely wench and a few tankards of mead. You'd be so suited.

Mightybanhammer · 09/11/2017 20:31

Pickled anything is this year's bonus bingo thingy

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/11/2017 20:31

The bairn's doing jerseys, too - and his pudden sounds luvverley!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/11/2017 20:31

BEETROOT JUICE!

Halsall · 09/11/2017 20:31

'Roasted white chocolate'. Or.....melted white chocolate, as it's also known

MyfanwyMontez · 09/11/2017 20:31

I REALLY hate crumble .I see no skill in that.I could knock up a decent crumble and I'm no uber cook.

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MyfanwyMontez · 09/11/2017 20:32

halsall Grin

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fourquenelles · 09/11/2017 20:32

In my dreams squoosh in my dreams. Through in a huge platter of pork ribs and I'd die happy.

Halsall · 09/11/2017 20:32

Is Sitwell turning into a Mallen?

Mightybanhammer · 09/11/2017 20:32

Bingo schadengrin]

fourquenelles · 09/11/2017 20:32

Throw. I was getting over excited there.