Masterchef-The Professionals

[MyfanwyMontez]

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

Irritatingly, I used to automatically loathe Greg like any right thinking person, but I really like the way he interacts with people on Eat Well for Less so I've had to unloathe him a bit.

Professional Masterchef, The Apprentice and GBBO are traditional viewing in our house each autumn.
I love the difference in the candidates from each program,
GBBO - cuddly, nice personable people who all end up being best friends.
The Apprentice - argumentative, back stabbing narcissistic idiots
Masterchef - Mumbling, shy, serious people who seem to do nothing but cook and therefore have nothing else to talk about.

BTW I like Greg.

I like Greg too.

Hello, all! My favourite Masterchef.

Ryan looks vg indeed. Here are his details:

Ryan Blackburn
@Ryan_Stamphouse (Twitter)
Chef/owner Old Stamp House restaurant Ambleside
Cumbria
oldstamphouse.com

BTW I like Greg

I like Greg too.

There are some seriously sick puppies on this thread . . . .

It's odd, I find Greg so utterly annoying and icky to watch that I assume everyone else must feel the same way. A colleague I really like mentioned he liked him the other day, I just couldn't get my head round it.

To each their own!

Aaaaaaand . . . They're baaaack!

Ash no - Grace bloody Dent!

Aargh, not ash!

Evening all!

There's a lid for every pot, even a Baldy Pevsner, Gurning Grocer, Smuggie McSmug Chops, Only a Time Keeper Mr Wallace so no fistcuffs (as if).

squoosh Marcus Love Chops' beard seems tidier this evening. Well done.

Evening all. That's a whole lotta spice right there.

Tough challenge I think.

Schaden I'd pay good money to see Vlad and Vanka take him out.
I was gripped over on the garden door thread.

Evening.

Grace Dent. No thanks.

Chris needs to polish his spectacles!

Marcus has an unfortunate 70s air about him tonight

Deconstructed crumble

Whatevs

Hang on.......WHERE'S THE GURNING GROCER?

Marcus looks like a sexy man released when he's managed to shake Gregg off.

I'm not sure about that 'tinge' on his barnet though. It looks a bit like my Uncle Jimmy's whose hair turned yellow from chain smoking.

Turmeric! Turmeric! Not two merrick! Argh

squoosh Marcus Love Chops' beard seems tidier this evening. Well done.

Thanks four. I sedated him and got to work!

Wotcha. A lid for every pot, well Greggs had a few lids...
You see I like Grace Dent (when she was to critic in the guardian she was hysterical) and Jay. The other dick cand fuck off.

Halsall I think the Russian Mafia have taken him out.

Hey everyone listen...............................................yep, nothing. Isn't it wonderful!

Maybe Greggg's lying buried under a mountain of fenugreek and asafoertoria, as I noticed he called it yesterday the twat

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, Halsall!

Why did I think Jamie had been booted?