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Masterchef-The Professionals

999 replies

MyfanwyMontez · 07/11/2017 15:40

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

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Mightybanhammer · 09/11/2017 20:10

Swoosh darling - see to the collar touching curly bits as well tonight, yeah?

squoosh · 09/11/2017 20:10

I really don't trust a chef who says 'I don't eat spicy food'.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/11/2017 20:10

fourquenelles

Blush

squoosh Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 09/11/2017 20:11

How do you not cook with spices?!

Mightybanhammer · 09/11/2017 20:11

SquooshBlush
Wine has been consumed ...

squoosh · 09/11/2017 20:11

That will be tonight's task banhammer Wink

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/11/2017 20:11

Bit of an advert there Gaspode. Are you Mrs Ryan?
I don't like spice? Whut? You're a chef!

MyfanwyMontez · 09/11/2017 20:12

To be honest, I don't care for any of the "critics" - they are all so pretentious. And I am also very jealous that that they get paid to eat in lovely restaurants

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Mightybanhammer · 09/11/2017 20:12

Did they get to bring their choice of protein then?

Halsall · 09/11/2017 20:13

Marcus and Monica get to share speaking clock duties tonight then

fourquenelles · 09/11/2017 20:13

Gareth works in a very naice restaurant not far from me. Too expensive for me though at £30 for a 2 course lunch.

squoosh · 09/11/2017 20:14

I have NO time for Ryan and his spice aversion.

He can leave the competition now.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/11/2017 20:14

I think the Russian Mafia have taken him out.

Maybe Greggg's lying buried under a mountain of fenugreek and asafoertoria, as I noticed he called it yesterday

THE KREMLIN

RUSSIA

"Say nothing, Vanka. NOTHING!"

"Da"

"I SAID SAY NOTHING!!!!!"

"Okay - we quiet now. Hahahahahahahaha"

"Hahaha hahahaha"

sweetbitter · 09/11/2017 20:15

I think the critics are better on the page than on the screen. I dont mind Grace and Jay, but overall prefer them in my newspaper. Jay's quite good on the Kitchen Cabinet radio show though when he mostly gets to be really enthusiastic about food, and funny too.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/11/2017 20:16

I did likeRyan the best, but his spiceophobia has broken my hard, stoney heart.

Mightybanhammer · 09/11/2017 20:16

Me toi Squoosh. He also left the pubes on his spring onion.

sweetbitter · 09/11/2017 20:16

Yeah I liked Ryan until now but agree no spice, no win.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/11/2017 20:16

They really aren't getting it-they are just chucking it in.
Torched baby gem. Let me leave that for you. Burnt lettuce.

Halsall · 09/11/2017 20:16

Schadenfreude LOL

fourquenelles · 09/11/2017 20:16

Crying with laughter here Schaden makes it hard to watch the plates of food.

I too have gone right off Ryan. What a numpty.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/11/2017 20:17

I like Monica's specs

Mightybanhammer · 09/11/2017 20:17

This looks fab..

squoosh · 09/11/2017 20:18

Awwww, happy Marcus.

fourquenelles · 09/11/2017 20:18

The Mallen Streak has made a lovely dish.

MyfanwyMontez · 09/11/2017 20:18

Ooh, the boy did good.

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