Neighbours Thread - I vote to keep Mayor Stingray & Rebecchinis - No Spoilers please

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Can we not keep going in the alternate universe? I want Susan and Phil to be reality. But why wasn't Dee still alive?

Looking forward to next week though - I hope Therese doesn't go back with Gary.

Ha ha, yes Jimmy is indeed a chip off the old block. Maybe someone can infect him with woodworm. Then lovely Robert Grubb can stick around and sigh, and investigate.

Meanwhile what have they done to Leo? When even David tells you not to be so wet and needy, you need to pull yourself together. Mishti is blatantly investigating the murder and going to end up solving it and re-joining the police force. Not sure where that will leave Aaron and his shed full of planks. Maybe Amy can fashion them into more children...

The return of Lynn Scully has caused me to realise that technically, for s brief period Amy and Steph were step-sisters. The perfect bland!

I would like to know the average amount of working hours of the Ramsey Street resident. I’m guessing it’s around 5 hours a week.

Google says blend. It does indeed rhyme with friend. But I just listened to it and it still sounds like plan to me.

middle I remember Paul had signed shares over to Lyn and was trying to seduce her into signing them back over as he was broke and wanted to buy the motel. He told her they were worthless but they were actually worth $70,000 but were now in Steph’s name. That was a great scene where she was like “Surprise! The shares belong to the woman you tried to gaslight!” I’m not sure where she got the money to be a Wellness Centre major donor though.

That was it. I thought she and Lyn fell out at some point though. Maybe it was just a little thing.

It’s weird Amy going to see Steph’s Mum when she’s never met her. Wouldn’t Lyn be suspicious about Paul’s daughter turning up looking for money even if she had heard Steph mention her?

Oh my life, this is very special

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Who was the third elf? I couldn’t see properly. I saw Chris and Kyle.

I imagine that’s what Paul would look like if he became a Californian business mogul.

I can't work it out. I thought it looked like Stuart Parker but he'd be quite a bit older.

I wish Susan had made an appearance in the Swedish masseuse outfit.

Oh deep joy, Lyn Scully's back. Of all the characters on Neighbours over the years she's the one I've never been able to stand

Stuart Parker is in Home and Away - well, was. Is until he's sued Mason

The bloke in the middle? Was he a bit part? Maybe just a random but then why with Chris and Kyle? Maybe he’s crew?

That's ned Parker. Not surprised you can't remember him though, dull as dishwater.

I didn’t think it looked like Ned, I’m sure it’s not him but I could easily be wrong x

I'm no Lyn fan either. Has she been putting her fingers in the sockets?? Her hair!

Of all the storylines over the years, Paul considering marrying Lyn was the least believable. And I'm including Bouncer's dream in that.

Lyn’s comparatively toned down. Where are the animal prints? She looked quite reserved today dress wise. Bit like a Susan clone gone wrong.

Puffa face Lynne with moon on a stick Steph

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DD has just come downstairs to ask me what's so funny.

You should write a description for all of the characters.

Something along the lines of Paul: Flo's future second husband.
Ellie: we've solved the mystery of Shergar

If I was one of her other children I would be pissed off with the amount of money she puts into Steph. She’s basically just give her most of their inheritance. I doubt they’ll get much from Joe.

I can only imagine it’s bevause they’ve all become as rich as Holly Valance in real life so don’t mind, including Oscar who has probably gone through the Neighbours time warp and will turn up as a 25 year old next week.

To be fair I was inspired by another posters description of Steph on another thread

Glad you laughed.

Oscar who has probably gone through the Neighbours time warp and will turn up as a 25 year old next week

The actor is busy playing Gabe.

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Yep I’m no fan of Lyn Scully either. Fake and crazy. The Scully family were in it during the period when I didn’t watch neighbours but Lyn has hung around like a bad smell. Her husband was like Joe Mangel without the laughs. Hair, makeup and costume departments clearly hate her.

For a soap baby Gabe has led a relatively safe and healthy life. Possibly because they couldn’t find an incubator big enough to squeeze him into. They’d have had to get a contractor from Grand Designs in to glaze it, complete with Kevin McCloud shaking his head about whether they have him in by winter.

Still, he’s not been kidnapped or had a dramatic operation yet. Steph hasn’t had one of her ridiculous accidents with him, and he hasn’t even been stung by a bee, let alone bitten by a snake. What is going on? Maybe his unfeasible size is all he needs and kidnappers and snakes quake in their boots.

The child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang would need new suspension in his van if he tried to cart that big bugger away.